I am producing a movie on Ron Howards family. In the movie based on my research I say his father was a drug pusher and his mother is a prostitute and that Ron Howard engages in S&M. All of the portrayal of Ron Howard and his family in my movie and the prequel I am doing later will be highly negative. I will present the Howard family as something totally based on lies and question whether his parents really were his parents in the first place. I will also attack his fans for being foolish enough to be a fan of him considering his background. My hero will follow clues that prove this evidence
Now of course this is just a movie so people should not be upset about my portrayal of the Howard family at all. It is just entertainment people – only a fool would take my claims seriously.
Some jerk named Phill Donahue, president of the Howard League for Religious and Civil Rights has been making claims about me that are simply incorrect.
Let me be clear: neither I nor my film “Ron Howard’s family are Demons” is anti-Howard. And let me be a little controversial: I believe the Howards, including most in the hierarchy of their fan club, will enjoy the movie for what it is: an exciting mystery,
Mr. Phill Donohue’s booklet accuses us of lying when our movie trailer says the Howard’s ordered a brutal massacre of drug buyers and prostitutes. It would be a lie if we had ever suggested our movie is anything other than a work of fiction (if it were a documentary, our talk of massacres would have referenced the Mafia).
So come on people – get a life. The claims in the movie are simply fiction and so should not bother you at all. Next I will be doing a movie on the Dahla Lama and his work with the child porn industry another exciting fictional thriller.