The promise of embryonic stem-cell research has finally materialized and this new technology is finally available to the public. This phone is made entirely from grade A embryonic stem-cells developed fresh from our factories with only the freshest life. You have heard the scare about other cell phones possibly causing brain tumors. Well the stem-cell phone might give heal the tumors given you by other phones by rebuilding your brain cells.
This new stem-cell phone is feature packed.
If Christopher Reeves would have had a stem-cell phone he would have got up out of his wheelchair and talked. – John Edwards
Now anybody seeing this advertisement would be highly suspicious of these amazing claims. They would notice that no reputable scientist supports these claims and that there is no research showing that stem-cell phones would actually work. Why then is it that with the same outlandish claims and circumstances that people have become so convinced of ESCR?