Activists challenge oath taking in North Carolina Courts

Oh, that IS funny. And there are so many take-offs possible… Perhaps

* Primordial Soup – We’ve only just begun to cook
* Primordial Soup – a great way to start
* Primordial Soup – Now with noodles!
* Primordial Soup – You want some crackers with that?

etc.

Regarding the “life didn’t start here, it came from another planet” idea:

In 1924 Edison was pushing that kind of argument. And Chesterton posted a hilarious comment in his Illustrated London News column, since he did not have access to the INTERNET as yet. (He did, however, have a Blogg; he was married to her! Hee hee.)

Here is a choice sample of that column:

[Edison says] “I believe the form of energy that we call life came to the Earth from some other planet or at any rate from somewhere out in the great spaces beyond us.” In short, there will henceforth be branded upon our brains the conviction that life came from somewhere, and probably under some conditions of space. But the suggestion that it came from another planet seems a rather weak evasion. Even a mind enfeebled by popular science would be capable of stirring faintly at that, and feeling unsatisfied. If it came from another planet, how did it arise on that planet? And in whatever way it arose on that planet, why could it not arise in that way on this planet? We are dealing with something admittedly unique and mysterious: like a ghost. The original rising of life from the lifeless is as strange as a rising from the dead. But this is like explaining a ghost walking visibly in the churchyard, by saying that it must have come from the churchyard of another village.
[GKC, Illustrated London News May 3, 1924 CW33:321-322]

I would think the latest copy of Mad Magazine would do the job for them, or “The Inner Peace”, by Mick Jagger. Or Hey, the spring and summer JC Penney’s catalog!( It says, everything you want in one book!!)