With the advent of bottled water many vendors
Introducing a new product of water available from the Lycus River
This water is especially suitable to those once a week Christians
Introducing Laodicea (pronounced lah-od-ik’-i-ah) brand bottled water.
Not really refreshing or quenching, yet still it might be the water
If your favorite Gospel is the Gospel of Luke-Warm then this is the drink for you.
For the budget conscience there is also the Laodicea tap warmer. Regardless