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Feast of the Chair of St. Peter

by Jeffrey Miller February 22, 2017
written by Jeffrey Miller

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The Weekly Francis

The Weekly Francis – Volume 168 – 22 February 2017

by Jeffrey Miller February 22, 2017
written by Jeffrey Miller

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This version of The Weekly Francis covers material released in the last week from 28 January 2017 to 22 February 2017.

The Weekly Francis is a compilation of the Holy Father’s writings, speeches, etc which I also post at Jimmy Akin’s blog.

Angelus

  • 12 February 2017

Daily Homilies (fervorinos)

  • 9 February 2017 – Woman is the world’s harmony
  • 10 February 2017 – How to respond to temptation

General Audiences

  • 15 February 2017

Messages

  • 10 February 2017 – Message of the Holy Father on the occasion of the World Meetings of Popular Movements in Modesto [California, United States of America, 16–19 February 2017]

Speeches

  • 28 January 2017 – To Participants in the Plenary Assembly of the Congregation for Institutes of Consecrated Life and Societies of Apostolic Life
  • 16 February 2017 – To a Delegation from the Special Olympics World Winter Games 2017
  • 21 February 2017 – To Participants in the International Forum on “Migration and Peace”

Papal Tweets

  • “I invite you to join in the fight against poverty, both material and spiritual. Together let’s build peace and bridges of friendship.” @Pontifex 16 February 2017
  • “A youthful heart does not tolerate injustice and cannot bow to a “throw-away culture” nor give in to the globalization of indifference.” @Pontifex 17 February 2017
  • “How often in the Bible the Lord asks us to welcome migrants and foreigners, reminding us that we too are foreigners!” @Pontifex 18 February 2017
  • “Let us be moved by the Holy Spirit in order to be courageous in finding new ways to proclaim the Gospel.” @Pontifex 19 February 2017
  • “If evil is contagious, so is goodness. Let us be infected by goodness and let us spread goodness!” @Pontifex 20 February 2017
  • “God knows better than we do about what we need. We must have faith, because his ways are different from ours.” @Pontifex 21 February 2017
  • “Jesus entrusted to Peter the keys to open the entrance to the kingdom of heaven, and not to close it.
    ” @Pontifex 22 February 2017

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Good and Faithful Servant

by Jeffrey Miller February 21, 2017February 23, 2017
written by Jeffrey Miller

On Jan 29th my wife, Socorro Miller, passed away due to complications from cancer.

Socorro Miller

I can hardly write how devastated I am from losing her. After over 36 years of marriage I am certainly struggling day-to-day. I thank God for my faith and that she was the instrumental cause God used in my conversion. She was a women of prayer day in and day out despite all those years when I held her faith in little regard. In my then atheistic pride her faith was something I had to put up with. To the end she never wavered in her faith or her prayers. In those final days when she could hardly communicate – she was still making the sign of the cross.

Towards the end she was taken into a hospice to help to manage the pain. Our two children and myself basically lived in the same room at the hospice with her. This was extremely difficult for us to watch her rapid decline, but still we had to be there for her – who had always been there for us. I have often heard how compassion means to “suffer with” and this lesson was drilled into us.

By whatever confluence of events my children and I were awake and in conversation when she passed not long after 3:00 AM on a Sunday.

Socorro and I in 1980

She was first diagnosed a little over three years ago. Not long after that we made a visit to the Philippines to see her family.

Here she us with her two surviving sisters Rosario and Digna along with her brother Rudy – who died not long after this.

For myself I have some head-knowledge about the faith. An intellectual assent to the Church’s teachings. Still this has actualized some of that into a more lived experience. The Glorious Mysteries now have more depth for me. The Communion of Saints is becoming more real to me. I know she is praying for me as I pray for her.

I was super thankful that at her funeral Mass that the priest preached the faith of the Church. That our prayers for her must continue on. In the turmoil in the aftermath of this, I pray that I will live a life worthy of her.

So dear readers I ask that you pray for her and for my family.

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The Weekly Francis

The Weekly Francis – Volume 167 – 15 February 2017

by Jeffrey Miller February 15, 2017
written by Jeffrey Miller

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This version of The Weekly Francis covers material released in the last week from 2 February 2016 to 15 February 2017.

The Weekly Francis is a compilation of the Holy Father’s writings, speeches, etc which I also post at Jimmy Akin’s blog.

Angelus

  • 29 January 2017
  • 5 February 2017

Daily Homilies (fervorinos)

  • 31 January 2017 – Jesus looks at each of us
  • 6 February 2017 – Two wonders
  • 7 February 2017 – A matter of DNA

General Audiences

  • 1 February 2017
  • 8 February 2017

Homilies

  • 15 January 2017 – Visit of the Holy Father to the Roman Parish «Santa Maria a Setteville»
  • 2 February 2017 – Holy Mass on the occasion of the World Day of Consecrated Life

Messages

  • 2 February 2016 – XX World Day For Consecrated Life – Feast of the Presentation of the Lord
  • 18 October 2016 – Lent 2017: “The Word is a gift. Other persons are a gift”.
  • 2 February 2017 – XXI World Day For Consecrated Life – Feast of the Presentation of the Lord

Speeches

  • 4 February 2017 – To participants in the meeting “Economy of Communion”, sponsored by the Focolare Movement
  • 9 February 2017 – To the Delegation of the “Anti-Defamation League”

Papal Tweets

  • “Let us never forget to pray for each another. Prayer is our greatest strength.” @Pontifex 3 February 2017
  • “Take action! Live life to the full! And when others see the witness you give, they may ask: why do you live this way?” @Pontifex 4 February 2017
  • “Those who do not believe in or search for God have perhaps never been challenged by a testimony of faith.” @Pontifex 5 February 2017
  • “Being a believer means learning how to see with eyes of faith.” @Pontifex 6 February 2017
  • “Let us hear the cry of the many children who are enslaved. No one must remain indifferent to their sorrow. @M_RSection” @Pontifex 7 February 2017
  • “Those who traffic human beings are ultimately accountable to God. Let us pray for the conversion of hearts. @M_RSection” @Pontifex 8 February 2017
  • “Hope opens new horizons and enables us to dream of what is not even imaginable.” @Pontifex 9 February 2017
  • “Let us be close to our brothers and sisters who are going through illness and also their families.” @Pontifex 10 February 2017
  • “I encourage all of you to see in Mary, Health of the Infirm, the sure sign of God’s love for every human being.” @Pontifex 11 February 2017
  • “The dignity of children must be respected: we pray that the scandal of child-soldiers may be eliminated the world over.” @Pontifex 12 February 2017
  • “Let us never place conditions on God! Entrusting ourselves to the Lord means entering into his plans without demanding anything.” @Pontifex 13 February 2017
  • “It is good to know the Lord takes on the burden of our fragilities and patiently gets us back on our feet with the strength to start over.” @Pontifex 14 February 2017
  • “The throwaway culture is not of Jesus. The other is my brother, beyond every barrier of nationality, social extraction or religion.” @Pontifex 15 February 2017

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The Weekly Francis

The Weekly Francis – Volume 166 – 02 February 2017

by Jeffrey Miller February 2, 2017
written by Jeffrey Miller

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This version of The Weekly Francis covers material released in the last week from 18 October 2016 to 2 February 2017.

The Weekly Francis is a compilation of the Holy Father’s writings, speeches, etc which I also post at Jimmy Akin’s blog.

Angelus

  • 15 January 2017
  • 22 January 2017

Daily Homilies (fervorinos)

  • 9 January 2017 – With the Gospel in your pocket
  • 10 January 2017 – The astonished innkeeper
  • 12 January 2017 – No replay
  • 13 January 2017 – A seated soul
  • 17 January 2017 – No parking
  • 19 January 2017 – The daily struggle
  • 20 January 2017 – A new heart
  • 23 January 2017 – Three wonders
  • 24 January 2017 – One after the other
  • 27 January 2017 – Shrunken souls
  • 30 January 2017 – When martyrs don’t make the news

General Audiences

  • 18 January 2017
  • 25 January 2017

Homilies

  • 21 January 2017 – Closing of the Jubilee for the 800th anniversary of the confirmation of the Order of Preachers
  • 25 January 2017 – Solemnity of the Conversion of Saint Paul the Apostle – Celebration of Second Vespers

Messages

  • 24 January 2017 – LI World Communications Day, 2017 – «Fear not, for I am with you» (Is 43:5). Communicating Hope and Trust in our Time

Motu Proprio

  • 18 October 2016 – Statutes of the Pontifical Academy for Life

Speeches

  • 9 January 2017 – To the Members of the Diplomatic Corps accredited to the Holy See for the traditional exchange of New Year greetings
  • 14 January 2017 – To a Delegation of the “Global Foundation”
  • 19 January 2017 – To the Organizers of the Exhibit “Antiquorum Habet”
  • 19 January 2017 – To members of the Ecumenical Delegation from Finland on the occasion of the feast of Saint Henrik
  • 21 January 2017 – Inauguration of the Judicial Year of the Tribunal of the Roman Rota
  • 27 January 2017 – To members of the International Joint Commission for Theological Dialogue Between the Catholic Church and the Oriental Orthodox Churches

Papal Tweets

  • “We invoke Christian unity because we invoke Christ. We want to live unity: we want to follow Christ and to live in His love.” @Pontifex 19 January 2017
  • “Christian unity is not the fruit of our human efforts but a gift that comes from above.” @Pontifex 20 January 2017
  • “With St Dominic “we go forward with joy, thinking of our Saviour”. #OP800” @Pontifex 21 January 2017
  • ““Be not afraid, for I am with you”. Let us communicate hope and trust in our time!” @Pontifex 23 January 2017
  • “Let us offer the men and women of our time stories marked by the logic of the “good news”. http://w2.vatican.va/content/francesco/en/messages/…” @Pontifex 24 January 2017
  • “I love to repeat that Christian unity is achieved by walking together, by encounter, prayer and preaching the Gospel.” @Pontifex 25 January 2017
  • “Hope lets new life blossom, like a plant that grows from the seed fallen on the earth.” @Pontifex 26 January 2017
  • “Today I want to remember in my heart all the victims of the Holocaust. May their sufferings and their tears never be forgotten.” @Pontifex 27 January 2017
  • “The Kingdom of God is already in our midst like a hidden seed. Anyone with pure eyes can see it blossom.” @Pontifex 28 January 2017
  • “Lord, God of peace, hear our prayer and grant us peace in the Holy Land. Shalom, salaam, peace!” @Pontifex 29 January 2017
  • “Nothing is impossible if we turn to God in prayer. We can all be builders of peace.” @Pontifex 30 January 2017
  • “Let us imitate the attitude of Jesus toward the sick: he takes care of everyone, He shares their suffering and opens their hearts to hope.” @Pontifex 31 January 2017
  • “God wants us all to see one another as brothers and to live as such, forming a great human family that is harmonious in its diversity.” @Pontifex 1 February 2017
  • “Consecrated life is a great gift of God: a gift of God to the Church, a gift of God to His People.” @Pontifex 2 February 2017
  • “The unity of love is realised when we announce together the wonders God has done for us.” @Pontifex 22 December 2017

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Pro-life

Day Of Prayer For The Legal Protection Of Unborn Children

by Jeffrey Miller January 22, 2017
written by Jeffrey Miller

Since this year January 22nd is on a Sunday, “Day Of Prayer For The Legal Protection Of Unborn Children” is transferred to Monday.

“… a particular day of prayer and penance, called the ”Day of Prayer for the Legal Protection of Unborn Children”: “In all the Dioceses of the United States of America"

Just before Mass this morning I experience a rather somber reminder of this sad anniversary. At this parish from the lectern they announced 1973 followed by a Church bell and a person bringing a rose to before the altar. They did this for every year since Roe v. Wade became law. I found this rather effective and not overly dramatic. All those years and all those deaths punctuated by the church bells.

The homily was also a very solid pro-life reflection regarding mostly abortion with quotes from Pope Francis and St. John Paul II. Some well-worn analogies were used to good effect. I wished a reflection on the readings has been weaved into it, but I will take a solid pro-life homily.

As a side note “Day Of Prayer For The Legal Protection Of Unborn Children” seems to me to be a rather awkward phrase. Something a bureaucrat would have written. Not exactly catchy, but at least accurate.

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The Weekly Francis

The Weekly Francis – Volume 165 – 18 January 2017

by Jeffrey Miller January 18, 2017
written by Jeffrey Miller

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This version of The Weekly Francis covers material released in the last week from 1 January 2017 to 18 January 2017.

The Weekly Francis is a compilation of the Holy Father’s writings, speeches, etc which I also post at Jimmy Akin’s blog.

Angelus

  • 1 January 2017
  • 6 January 2017
  • 8 January 2017

General Audiences

  • 4 January 2017
  • 11 January 2017

Homilies

  • 6 January 2017 – Holy Mass on the Solemnity of the Epiphany of the Lord
  • 8 January 2017 – Feast of the Baptism of the Lord

Letters

  • 13 January 2017 – Letter to Young People on the Occasion of the Presentation of the Preparatory Document of the XV Ordinary General Assembly of the Synod of Bishops

Papal Tweets

  • “May charity and nonviolence govern how we treat each other.” @Pontifex 5 January 2017
  • “Like the Magi, may we also journey and be attentive, untiring and courageous on the path to find the invisible God who was born among us.” @Pontifex 6 January 2017
  • “Let us remember our Christian brothers and sisters of the East, Catholics and Orthodox, who are celebrating Christmas today.” @Pontifex 7 January 2017
  • “Let us ask the Virgin Mary to help us follow Christ on the way of faith and charity, the path set out by our Baptism.” @Pontifex 8 January 2017
  • “There can be no true peace if everyone claims always and exclusively his or her own rights, without caring for the good of others.” @Pontifex 9 January 2017
  • “My hope is that our countries and their peoples may find increased opportunities to work together in building true peace.” @Pontifex 10 January 2017
  • “Everyone can help bring about a culture of mercy, in which no one looks at another with indifference.” @Pontifex 11 January 2017
  • “Young migrants, especially when unaccompanied, are especially defenceless. Let everyone offer them a helping hand.” @Pontifex 12 January 2017
  • “Children forced to flee, especially if fleeing alone, are most defenceless and vulnerable. Let’s pray for them and help them. @M_RSectionhttps://twitter.com/Pontifex/status/819887976016531456” @Pontifex 13 January 2017
  • “Unscrupulous exploitation harms young girls and boys who are trafficked and enslaved. May God bless all those who set them free. @M_RSection” @Pontifex 14 January 2017
  • “May the Holy Family watch over all child migrants and accompany the vulnerable and the voiceless on their journey. @M_RSection” @Pontifex 15 January 2017
  • “There can never be true peace as long as a single human being is violated in his or her personal identity.” @Pontifex 16 January 2017
  • “Peace is an “active virtue”, one that calls for the engagement and cooperation of each individual and society as a whole.” @Pontifex 17 January 2017
  • “From the intimacy of our faith in Jesus Christ comes our need to be united in Him.” @Pontifex 18 January 2017

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Vatican kicks off new “Great Heretics” stamp series

by Jeffrey Miller January 17, 2017January 17, 2017
written by Jeffrey Miller

The Philatelic and Numismatic Office of the Vatican has announced a new series of collection stamps – Great Heretics.

The new series will start off in 2017 with everyone’s favorite heretic Martin Luther to memorialize 500 years of schism. Catholics are now able to hear Luther’s challenge for the Church of today, recognising him as a “witness to the gospel” – a statement recently made by the Pontifical Council for Promoting Christian Unity.

Just when you thought the Catholic Church couldn’t lick Protestantism, you can now lick a Protestant.

Future stamps in this very collectable series will feature Mar Nestorius who was condemned by the Council of Ephesus in 431.

Plus who can forget Fr. Arius whose theology brought about the First Council of Nicaea,

Three great heretics bringing about three great councils – order yours today.

Caveat LifeSiteNews says they confirmed the Martin Luther stamp with the Philatelic and Numismatic Office. Still I am dubious since they are often not a reliable source. Yet at this stage nothing would surprise me.

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Book Review

Book Reviews Galore

by Jeffrey Miller January 16, 2017January 16, 2017
written by Jeffrey Miller

Called to Be the Children of God – Multiple Authors

Listening to the Al Kresta show I heard a interview with Carl E. Olson regarding Called to Be the Children of God: The Catholic Theology of Human Deification, put out by Ignatius Press. I bought this as this is a subject I am somewhat interested in and knew just some of the basics. This is a book of essays on the subject from a variety of authors.

In the last essay in the book, David W. Fagerberg provides a good summary in his own included essay.

It is an impressive accomplishment in this book to see the theme of divinization laid out across the broad range of Catholic history: Scripture, the Greek and Latin Fathers, Dominicans and Franciscans, Trent, the embryonic Scheeben and Newman, the French schools, two Vatican Councils, and the current Catechism.

Fagerberg’s essay was on Liturgy and Divinization.

So the essays are very wide-ranging across the history of the Church. Previously I had thought that deification was primarily a focus of the Greek Fathers and and much more emphasized theologically in the Eastern part of the Church. There is a truth to that, but this book demonstrates just how much it is and has been a fabric of the whole Church. Mainly that it is covered under a whole range of words and ideas that express the same underlying concept. These essays show just how fundamental this is and again demonstrates how much God loves us. So this is recommended for anybody who wants to know more about the subject. While scholarly, it is also written for a general audience.

Mary of Nazareth – Michael Hesemann

Mary of Nazareth: History, Archaeology, Legends.

This book presents a very interesting approach to providing a biography of Mary. From scripture we can only gleam a little information, but via historical documents and archaeology there is actually a lot more that we can dive into.

While the text of the Proto-Gospel of James is an apocryphal early work and should be looked at critically. It does contain a wealth of information that can be “verified historically and archaeologically” as the author says along with “that we must assume that it has an authentic tradition at its core”. I knew that this document is where we got the names of Mary’s Parents Saint Joachim and Saint Anne, but I did not realize how much other information there was. The author does a good job of demonstrating what we can likely take as valid information along with what is more dubious.

I especially enjoyed how he was able to combine what is known of the history of the times around events in Mary’s life along with being amplified by archaeologically discoveries. This provides both context and flavor. I especially found interesting the connection with King Herod and the Essenes and a foretelling he received from an Essene by the name of Menahem predicting he would become King of the Jews. This led to the fact that after a great earthquake the Essenes likely moved to Jerusalem. Subsequently that Herod allowed them to be involved in the building of the new Temple, much to the chagrin of the Sadducees. Now I am rather suspicious of historians seeing the Essenes influencing everything, yet this is not the case in this book.

Really I can go on and on about what I found interesting and informative in this book. Information about Mary’s house, the Holy House of Loretto, what we can know about the Flight into Egypt along with her time in Ephesus. The wealth of archaeological discoveries is really amazing in what it provides in backstory.

I only had some very minor quibbles. Some of the dated chronology of events were presented without mentioning alternatives. He favors a birth of Christ being in 5 B.C. as do others. Jimmy Akin has a good post in favor of 3/2 B.C. This and other points of chronology I would have liked to see more of a caveat regarding them. Still I found this to be an excellent read along with many “wow” moments.

Caveat This book was provided by the publisher for review.

Continental Ambitions by Kevin Starr

Continental Ambitions: Roman Catholics in North America: the Colonial Experience

As a sad note Kevin Starr recently died of a heart attack in San Francisco on January 14, 2017.

This book provided by the publisher I have not read yet. This is a large volume history which I want to get to, so here is the publisher’s summary.

Starr begins this work with the exploration and temporary settlement of North America by recently Christianized Scandinavians. He continues with the destruction of Caribbean peoples by New Spain, the struggle against this tragedy by the great Dominican Bartolomé de Las Casas, the Jesuit and Franciscan exploration and settlement of the Spanish Borderlands (Florida, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, Baja, and Alta California), and the strengths and weaknesses of the mission system.

He then turns his attention to New France with its highly developed Catholic and Counter-Reformational cultures of Quebec and Montreal, its encounters with Native American peoples, and its advance southward to New Orleans and the Gulf of Mexico. The volume ends with the founding of Maryland as a proprietary colony for Roman Catholic Recusants and Anglicans alike, the rise of Philadelphia and southern Pennsylvania as centers of Catholic life, the Suppression of the Jesuits in 1773, and the return of John Carroll to Maryland the following year.

Starr dramatizes the representative personalities and events that illustrate the triumphs and the tragedies, the achievements and the failures, of each of these societies in their explorations, treatment of Native Americans, and translations of religious and social value to new and challenging environments. His history is notable for its honesty and its synoptic success in comparing and contrasting three disparate civilizations, albeit each of them Catholic, with three similar and differing approaches to expansion in the New World.

Faith with Good Reason – Ben Butera

I received Faith with Good Reason: Finding Truth Through an Analytical Lens from it’s author, of whom I know of from Two Catholic Men and a Blog.

An interesting look at using analytical problem solving to finding truths in the faith. He brings his experience in the field of problem solving for a large company to show how the same rules apply to matters of faith.

As so many have a narrow view of empirical science as being the only access to truth, this book provides the anecdote. He references part of a quote that Saint John Paul II went on to include in Fides et ratio.

Faith and reason are like two wings on which the human spirit rises to the contemplation of truth; and God has placed in the human heart a desire to know the truth—in a word, to know himself—so that, by knowing and loving God, men and women may also come to the fullness of truth about themselves.

Not surprising all the circular logic when so many are trying to fly on one wing.

The book is presented in an accessible style providing plenty of examples, stories and personal stories, and thought experiments. I especially enjoyed his analogies. There is also a lot of apologetics information looked at via his analytical lens. It is always interesting how many tools can be used to look at the faith and to give us new perspectives. He does this ably here and provides tools to use from our reason.

As a note most of the proceeds are going to help the Mystic Monks of Wyoming build their monastery.

From A Dark Wayover – Dan Lord

I was very happy to receive a review copy of From A Dark Wayover: Book Two of the Von Koppersmith Saga (Volume 2) from the author. I totally loved the first book By the Downward Way: Book One of the Von Koppersmith Saga, which I previously reviewed.

Stunningly good and a flight of imagination that carries you along. Traveling from the Garden of Eden to the Pied Piper and its own mythology is brought together to present a fascinating story. A decedent of the pied piper and an evil act that must be atoned for is brought into a world not of his choosing. Enjoyed pretty much every aspect of the story. While it is apparent there are more books to come in this new series, the first book is totally self contained.

The second book does not disappoint and escalates the story. Leo has a lot more to save than just the boys. Lots of surprises along the way as things don’t turn out how you might expect them to do. This one does end on a cliffhanger and so is not as self-contained at the first book. Still my interest is highly peaked to see the final volume. I really enjoy fantasy that builds you up and has a decided moral viewpoint without being message fiction.

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Drive-In Mass

by Jeffrey Miller January 12, 2017January 14, 2017
written by Jeffrey Miller

Saw the following article THIS IS PROOF THAT DRIVE-IN CHURCHES WERE A REAL THING IN THE 40S and this did not surprise me. Although I did like the photos. I knew that the late Rev. Robert Schuller started his ministry having services at a Drive-In.

He went from Drive-In to eventually building the Crystal Cathedral. This is of course now Christ Cathedral for the Diocese of Orange. Can’t say that I am a fan of the design, although if Superman ever needs a new Fortress of Solitude maybe the diocese can turn a profit.

Still what if had had continued at a Drive-In? Perhaps the previous bishop would have bought that instead.

So how could Catholics adapt a Drive-In Mass? For one I guess Catholics would have to buy Lowriders so that they could go from kneeling to rising and vice versa.

For the offering they could have a car tag system where they photograph the plate and send the bill. Although postage could be more than the $1 bills collected.

Communion would be a problem though. Maybe they could have a track where people board a train. Yes, bring back Communion Rail.

Imagine the time savings. Many people already leave right after Communion to get to their car. This would eliminate that step.

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