Humor The Ascension Explained by Jeffrey Miller June 2, 2011 written by Jeffrey Miller June 2, 2011 6 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post I’m shocked, shocked that pro-abortion lobbing was going on there next post My new bishop You may also like Palm Cross April 9, 2017 Flip Flop March 12, 2004 An interesting idea October 6, 2006 Stereotyping Hurricanes September 2, 2004 Californians warned about “fake priest” February 3, 2014 Our Lady of the Perpetually Okay Church March 4, 2004 Amazing Credit Card Offer! November 17, 2005 The Fourth Glorious Mystery September 28, 2005 Take it to the … September 5, 2008 Pig Races March 24, 2004 6 comments Mark W. June 2, 2011 - 7:32 pm If I saw that coming down the road, I’d think it was the rapture, i.e. “?..will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.” (1 Thessalonians 4:17) Reply Mr Flapatap June 3, 2011 - 5:52 am How do you clean spilled coffee from a keyboard? Reply Ron Rolling June 3, 2011 - 12:40 pm Mr. Flaptap–You replace the keyboard. Reply Denita June 3, 2011 - 6:52 pm I don’t know what to say… Reply A Random Friar June 5, 2011 - 9:52 am I don’t know, Lord… I was hoping for something a little more… glorious? Reply mzrsha June 13, 2011 - 10:51 am This looks less like the ascension and more like “beam me up, HS.” Reply Leave a Reply to mzrsha Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
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If I saw that coming down the road, I’d think it was the rapture, i.e. “?..will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.” (1 Thessalonians 4:17)
How do you clean spilled coffee from a keyboard?
Mr. Flaptap–You replace the keyboard.
I don’t know what to say…
I don’t know, Lord… I was hoping for something a little more… glorious?
This looks less like the ascension and more like “beam me up, HS.”