Humor The Ascension Explained by Jeffrey Miller June 2, 2011 written by Jeffrey Miller June 2, 2011 6 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post I’m shocked, shocked that pro-abortion lobbing was going on there next post My new bishop You may also like Saintly planning August 8, 2011 Dates December 8, 2006 Funny you don't look like St. Benard July 19, 2006 Kerry Alert October 20, 2004 New power plant August 10, 2006 Silly parish April 13, 2009 I am a Roman Catholic November 29, 2006 I'm going to Vaticanland February 6, 2006 Laying on of cell phone November 27, 2007 Precedent Rating System September 26, 2005 6 comments Mark W. June 2, 2011 - 7:32 pm If I saw that coming down the road, I’d think it was the rapture, i.e. “?..will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.” (1 Thessalonians 4:17) Reply Mr Flapatap June 3, 2011 - 5:52 am How do you clean spilled coffee from a keyboard? Reply Ron Rolling June 3, 2011 - 12:40 pm Mr. Flaptap–You replace the keyboard. Reply Denita June 3, 2011 - 6:52 pm I don’t know what to say… Reply A Random Friar June 5, 2011 - 9:52 am I don’t know, Lord… I was hoping for something a little more… glorious? Reply mzrsha June 13, 2011 - 10:51 am This looks less like the ascension and more like “beam me up, HS.” Reply Leave a Comment Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.