Humor The Ascension Explained by Jeffrey Miller June 2, 2011 written by Jeffrey Miller June 2, 2011 6 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post I’m shocked, shocked that pro-abortion lobbing was going on there next post My new bishop You may also like I Have a Confession to Make December 18, 2024 WMDs found in Iraq June 26, 2006 Apps to find where to go to Confession December 15, 2016 New Communion Technology February 1, 2004 Lenten Fasting February 11, 2016 Hurricana Santa Ana September 22, 2005 Cheesus Part II November 26, 2004 The Grinch of Santa Monica – an illustration November 26, 2012 Bill Donohue is having too much fun December 18, 2008 Robot bird of prey April 7, 2003 6 comments Mark W. June 2, 2011 - 7:32 pm If I saw that coming down the road, I’d think it was the rapture, i.e. “?..will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.” (1 Thessalonians 4:17) Reply Mr Flapatap June 3, 2011 - 5:52 am How do you clean spilled coffee from a keyboard? Reply Ron Rolling June 3, 2011 - 12:40 pm Mr. Flaptap–You replace the keyboard. Reply Denita June 3, 2011 - 6:52 pm I don’t know what to say… Reply A Random Friar June 5, 2011 - 9:52 am I don’t know, Lord… I was hoping for something a little more… glorious? Reply mzrsha June 13, 2011 - 10:51 am This looks less like the ascension and more like “beam me up, HS.” Reply Leave a Reply to Mr Flapatap Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
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If I saw that coming down the road, I’d think it was the rapture, i.e. “?..will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.” (1 Thessalonians 4:17)
How do you clean spilled coffee from a keyboard?
Mr. Flaptap–You replace the keyboard.
I don’t know what to say…
I don’t know, Lord… I was hoping for something a little more… glorious?
This looks less like the ascension and more like “beam me up, HS.”