Humor Something Funny by Jeffrey Miller September 15, 2004 written by Jeffrey Miller September 15, 2004 A reader sent me a link to a collection on Something Awful of mock religious goods. There are some pretty funny items in this collection of Photoshopped toys. 3 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post So it begins next post When You Care Enough to End the Very Best You may also like Biblical doctrine of hair October 3, 2006 So what will the papal soccer shorts look... January 10, 2007 Giving Methuselah a run for his money January 22, 2006 CruciFail August 29, 2011 Catholic USB May 4, 2006 Faster Pastor June 12, 2005 Submit mortals! September 13, 2005 Then and Now August 31, 2004 Jonah on the Web May 30, 2005 New religious order July 15, 2006 3 comments John September 15, 2004 - 11:43 am Not to keen on religous joking no matter how funny they are. But there was this pastor who woke up on Sunday morning to a beautiful day. He thought to himself. I would rather be golfing. So be decided to call in sick and go golfing. He was having the best game of his life when an angel went to god and said. Hey that’s not fair that he’s having the best game of his life after telling such a lie. Don’t worry god said I’ll take care of it. On the last hole he hit the perfect ball and landed a hole in one. The angel went to god again and said how is that punishing him. God replied. “Who’s he going to tell” 🙂 Reply Robert Diaz September 15, 2004 - 4:54 pm The first one is awful, but the transubstantiators would have been better if they didn’t change at all. They would have the accidents of toy robots, but the substance of…a toy car…or something. And where’s the St. Sebastien dart board? Reply Robert Diaz September 15, 2004 - 4:56 pm I should probably clear myself up and say that I do believe that the bread and wine does in fact change in substance into the Body, Blood, Soul and Divinity of our Lord Jesus Christ. I in no way meant to say that they do not. I should have worded the entry above this one a little better. Reply Leave a Reply to Robert Diaz Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.