Washington D.C. (Roto Reuters) The Missionary Sons of the Immaculate Heart of Mary have recently announced a mission into new territory. Superior General Fr Joseph Maria Maria Joseph recently announced “We looked around the world to see what areas were most in need of the Good News of Jesus Christ and our redemption. We looked at Africa and while there is still room for missionaries there we found that they now have a larger Catholic population than in many traditionally Christian countries. We decided to go outside the box to determine what areas were most in need. That is when providence showed it’s hand. I happened to read the negative reactions to a speech given by Cardinal Arinze at Georgetown University. I was rather surprised at the reaction and thought no more of it. When I read that the University saw no ethical conflicts with experimenting with the stem cells of aborted children, I knew we had our mission.”
“We realize that this is a dangerous mission and that we will have to train our missionaries to the rigors of this environment. They will have to learn to brave, relativism, radical pluralism, tolerance of everything but Christianity. Even more dangerous their work might also bring them into contacts with their theology professors. A couple of our most experienced missionaries who helped to bring the Gospel to a cannibal tribe are rather faint at heart at this new prospect. With God’s help and much sacrifice we hope to bring Christianity to Georgetown.”
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excellent!
I’d laugh, but it’s too sad.
I wish this were from Ruters, not Roto’s…..