Humor Day 1 in Hell by Jeffrey Miller July 24, 2006 written by Jeffrey Miller July 24, 2006 During Hell Indoctrination, Satan once again has to explain why it is so hot in Hell. "It’s not the heat, it’s the humility – or really lack thereof." * Image compiled via free clipart at artvex.com. 5 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post Four years next post When being POD is scary You may also like Jack Chick-fil-A November 12, 2004 Danger: church fruit metaphor alert October 26, 2006 Ethical refs October 3, 2007 Hail Mary full of … OW!!! February 24, 2005 Missy the Tiger Quoll July 8, 2003 Traditional Laughs October 29, 2005 Caption Contest November 8, 2006 L-Mart additions February 26, 2007 Logical consequence August 29, 2007 Dan Rather to get a pair of pajamas? April 26, 2006 5 comments shana sfo July 24, 2006 - 1:58 pm Hell Indoctrination begins with a “listening session”, so that satan can become aware of what the ordinary damned are expecting from their new place of residence. Each new resident is given crayons and paper and asked to draw their feelings about damnation. Afterward, everyone explains their drawings with gentle assurances that there are ‘no wrong answers’. From the ‘listening sessions’, the committee will come the conclusion that every damned soul there expects to be ordained, given prominent roles in the governance of hell, and also desires sexual activity on demand, without interference or judgement. A committee is suggested to go straight to the bottom to force the issue with the big guys below. Hell? No, this is what actually happened in my own diocese a number of years ago… Reply St. Jimbob of the Apokalypse July 24, 2006 - 2:07 pm Hey, Jeff should start a new line of Flannel-graphs depicting Hell. Different backgrounds, varying punishments (à la Dante’s Inferno), and lot’s of scratch-and-sniff sulphur stickers. Reply The Dumb OX July 24, 2006 - 5:07 pm The Diocesan office workers were impressed with the guest speaker’s grasp of the faith and what it really meant to be Catholic… Reply Meg Q July 24, 2006 - 5:18 pm Y’know, frankly, that is what a “centering prayer” group always looks like in my imagination . . . Reply CaesarMagnus July 24, 2006 - 5:38 pm lolz @ Meg Q. Whew, no bishops in hell. Reply Leave a Reply to CaesarMagnus Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.