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Terrorist Vacation Package Special
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So act now before they take steps to toughen anti-terrorism and immigration
We will soon be announcing new vacation packages to Berkeley California.
If caught within the US your vacation may take you to beautiful and scenic Camp X-ray at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. This vacation package includes three full meals a day with paid dental and medical care at no extra cost. ACLU lawyers fighting to get you out is also provided at no cost to you.
[Details via Relapsed Catholic]
Yeah, but if they land in Berkeley, they will have to rely on pacifist police to protect them from Mohammedanophobic sorts like myself. They will also find that Berkeley has the best wine shops in the country, and some of the best pork in the nation, too, so the temptation to go straight might just wreck them.
Now, before people start hollering about my complete and utter lack of ecumenicism, please know that I will gladly serve a porkchop to any Mohammedan who shows up at my door. I am just that sort of fellow.
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