Have you ever wanted to be the life of the party? Did you ever want to attack your boss and at the same time receive a reward for doing so? Did you ever think there would be a product to facilitate all of this? We know it sounds implausible but we guarantee you will get results.
Our product the DanielTech Holographic Writing Projector is based on historical research and the writings of the Prophet Daniel. King Belshazzar of Babylon throwing a party sees a disembodied fingers of a human hand appear and write on the wall of the royal palace and promises to reward the person who can interpret it. Daniel steps ups and tells the king that he has been found wanting and that his kingdom would be given to the Medes and Persians. So after insulting the king he gets dressed in purple, given a gold chain and named a third ruler of the kingdom.
Our DanielTech Holographic Writing Projector allows you to do the same. Simply placed the projector in a hidden location in the room and use the supplied remote control to project the holographic image of a disembodied hand writing words on the wall. Choose from popular options like displaying unintelligible words like MENE, MENE, TEKEL, and PARSIN or Zoso from Led Zeppelin’s fourth album. Or even more confusing phrases such as your company’s mission or vision statement.
After displaying the message watch the CEO promise to increase the companies share in the persons 401K plan (promising being clothed in purple has fallen on hard times) who interprets the writing — simply step up and give your interpretation. You can then say our your CEO or CFO has been found wanting by the shareholders and that the company will be acquired by the competitors in a hostile takeover just as Daniel did.
If you receive any treasure we recommend that you cash them out immediately just in case your CEO doesn’t die the same night the way that King Belshazzar did. We have a feeling the king might have had second thoughts the next day for not only promoting Daniel but giving him gold after the hangover wore off and he realized he had been severely dissed.
So order our product now just in time for your companies Christmas party or other event.
* cross-posted at Spero News.