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|Letter from the Pastors
We would like to take this opportunity to thank our combined
In today’s sermon titled “That they may be Two” we will
Wednesday Night Bible Study
Register now to start our through the Bible Classes.
Exploring the 73 books of the Bible –Immaculate Conception Hall.
Exploring the 66 books of the Bible –Tynedale Room
Everything you wanted to now about Sacraments, but were afraid
to ask. These seven and two week series begin Tuesday at 7 pm
The Seven Sacraments —Immaculate Conception Hall.
The Two Sacraments of the Church –Tynedale Room
The Last Church Council
Come join us on Thursdays at eight for information on the documents of
Vatican II —Immaculate Conception Hall.
Second Council of Nicea –Tynedale Room
Preach the Gospel
Sign up for our new door to door evangelization teams. We will canvas
We start by knocking on the door and asking them if they are born again
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|This week’s Mass Intentions
Monday. Oct, 6
That Anglicans may convert to the true faith.
Tuesday. Oct, 8
That Roman Catholics may convert to the true faith.
Wednesday. Oct, 9
For the intentions of the Holy Father
Thursday. Oct, 10
For the prayers of the Archbishop of Canterbury
Friday. Oct, 11
Anglicans pray that Roman Catholics might have a translation as beautiful
Saturday. Oct, 12
Catholics pray that we might have a translation as beautiful as the 1662
Sunday. Oct, 13
For the poor souls in Purgatory, that is if Purgatory exists.
The Truth about Contraception
Now on Fridays at six.
Humana Vitae – Why Pope Paul VI was right.–Immaculate Conception Hall.
Why the Anglican Lambeth Conference of 1930 was right. –Tynedale Room
Because of problems in the past of mistaken cross-confession we have painted
Make sure you choose the correct confessional since what might be
Homosexuality and the Church
To help stop the confusion these classes will begin Saturday night.
A read through of the document “Considerations regarding proposals
Why homosexuality is always sinful –7 pm @ Tynedale Room
Why homosexuality is never sinful –8 pm @ Tynedale Room
Why homosexuality in committed relationships is not sinful –9 pm @ Tynedale
Movie Nights In the joint parish hall we will be showing movies each
Friday night at nine.
Oct 10. Man for All Seasons
Oct 17. Luther – The Movie
Oct 24. The Song of Bernadette
Oct 31. Reformation Day – A new film where Will Smith Fights off illegal