Is the whole Lord of the Rings thing hobbit forming?
Would black hobbits have an afrodo?
Did some LOTR characters believe they were living in the Ent Times?
If Peter Jackson wins an Oscar for best director, will he thank all the little people?
If Middle Earth came into the advertising age would we see commercials like:
Dude, your getting a Riven-Dell!
Ork, the other white meat.
If these puns have annoyed you then in Rastafarian fashion I am truly sorry-mon.