Late last month Michelle of And Then posted this.
As much as I like Scaryduck, I can’t imagine being so enamored of a blogger that I’d buy t-shirts, baseball caps, and mugs emblazoned with his blogging persona and questionable witticisms.
Additionally she said “I also sense satire possibilities for the Curt Jester”
Not being one to leave a comedic gauntlet thrown down without picking it up, I have given this some thought. I have also noticed some of St. Blog’s bloggers with their own merchandise via Cafepress.com. Now I kind of like the idea of having a Relasped Catholic t-shirt or a Disputations Coffee Cup. The only problem is that they are limited to normal secular items. I have also noticed some gift lists posted or linked via amazon.com for some of St. Blog’s bloggers.
So I have created a web site for merchandise particular to St. Blogs personalities, sacramentals of the Catholic faith, and other desired religious items. So without further adieu:
Here is my parody web site called Avazon.com
*laughing too hard to say anything*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! **wipe tears from eyes, choke back wild howls** A classic, Jeff. You need a publisher!
That was wonderful! I especially liked the last one regarding indulgences. I think I am going to send this on to the Catholic Nerds that I know.
$39.99 for liturgical noise cancelling headphones? They’re practically GIVING them away! Start hoarding them now – they won’t last at this price!
Thank you for putting that on another page so that I could put down my teacup first! But you should also warn us to take a potty break first – I was laughing so hard it wasn’t funny!
I’m better than famous–I have merchandise!
Thanks a million–made my day!
Oh this is too good! Thanks for the laughs, Jeff. I particularly liked the barbed wire Rosary and the Shea scapular. ;o)
I cringe to think what trinkets other Catholic bloggers might inspire…
Somebody get me a wooden spoon.
Loved it, loved it!
very good, curt jester, taken with a grain of salt it is funny
With the on-site demons of the past weekend hopefully long gone, here’s a bit of levity – a spoof on Amazon.com by Jeff Miller….
Best Christmas Shopping Value Around!
The Curt Jester strikes again! Visit Avazon.com today. A hilarious parody.