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Seven Virtue Gift Pack.
This new gift set includes seven
virtues in an attractive package. Includes: Humility,
Meekness,
Charity,
Chastity,
Moderation,
Zeal,
Generosity
Our Lady of Sarcasm Scapular
After enrollment in the Mark
Shea Confraternity of the
Sarcastic Scapular you to will be able to link to news stories using amazingly
accurate
sarcastic headlines. Our Lady promises a good laugh over otherwise dire news
stories.
Disclaimer:
Wearing of this scapular does not promise early release from purgatory, and
could possibly prolong your stay.
Do you find yourself speeding through the Rosary too fast. Did you learn the Rosary by listening to a group of women pray the Rosary in church at hyperdrive speed? This Rosary will cure you of those habits and help you to slow down and really pray the Rosary. If you need help concentrating on the Third Sorrowful Mystery, no doubt this will help you meditate about the Crown of Thorns.
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Saintly Salmagundi Holy
Water Bottle
St. Blog's own Fr.
Bryce Sibley appears on this fashionable
Holy Water Bottle. Carry this glass Holy Water Bottle with you or leave it
by your computer screen. Useful when you encounter those wacky web
sites that the Saintly Salmagundi frequently showcases. Instead of getting
angry at bizarre or anti-Christian web sites simply douse your monitor screen
with Holy Water.
Gregory K. Popcak is a nationally recognized psychotherapist, speaker, and author of five books on marriage and family issues. As founder and director of the Pastoral Solutions Institute he expounds his opinions on spanking according to the Bible.
Liturgical Noise-Canceling
Headphones
Scientists working under the direction of A.A.E at Confessions
of a Recovering Choir Director have developed liturgical noise-reduction
headphones. Designed to be worn at Mass and eliminate noise such as
people chattering or the latest offerings from Hass or Haugen. These
headphones contains highly tuned filters to eliminate all modern sappy
liturgical music and other distracting noise.
Headphones also contain a 100mb hard drive containing Gregorian Chant and orthodox homilies. Whenever the homilist strays into heresy or feel-good Christianity the headphones kick in with a homily synchronized with the liturgical season.
Fisking for Dummies
Dale Price of Dyspeptic
Mutterings affectionately known as the "Patron Saint of Fisking" gives
us his step-by-step guide to fisking articles. Learn how you also can use
blistering language to mock silly articles and thoughts from the National
Catholic Reporter,
liturgists, and aspiring Spong-ists.
Surprised by Ruth
From the publishers of those volumes of convert stories
comes the original convert story. Learn the amazing story of Ruth a citizen
of Moab as she converts from the paganism of the Moabites to embrace the
true faith. She relates her intellectual journey of how she came to believe
that the polytheistic faith of the Moabites was wrong and came to believe
in the one true god.
Your heart will be moved as she also talks about her romance to Boaz.
"Entreat me not to leave you or to return from following you;
for where you go I will go, and where you lodge I will lodge; your people
shall
be my people, and your God my God"
This CD+G collection of Victor's contains classics from Robot Love, his latest hit "Not a Great Man", and multimedia selections including Blog! The Musical, and LAMtoonS!
Relive the classic battle between the Thomists and Mollinists. Argue over the intricacies of predestination with mighty blows. This is an no-holds barred battle where every move is legal (except the double-predistination hold).
Fight until you "Knock of his Block" or the Pope steps in.
The ultimate in parish missalette defense. Guaranteed to not allow modern missalette such as those published by Oregon Catholic Press within a thousand feet of your church. Advanced missalette radars detect the entry of the missalette prior to apogee and destroys it before it cause destruction.
Colonel Johnson - Works great every time, this is the ultimate in GIRM warfare protection.
General Instruction - The best defense money can buy.
If you are a professional or part-time pundit and like to keep up on the news via the NRO's The Corner blog then this is the product for you. Tired of them hawking both dead-tree and digital versions of The National Review and their latest books after every post? This new software is the product for you since it culls out all of the self-promotion and leaves you only with the comments and insights.
This deck of Holy Pokemon cards are the perfect solution for teaching your kids the lives of the saints. They will have hours of fun in holy card tournaments and finding out information like their character is triumphant because it has Doctor of the Church points.
This item has been discontinued since the 1500's. Now available for free for those properly disposed.
