From the company that brought you Build
your own Protestant Catechism now brings you a new product. Inspired
by the Episcopalian leaders who can determine Christian morality by vote.
Upset with however the decision goes, no problem – you also can vote on doctrines
and start your own Christian tradition.
How does it work? It’s easy, simply fill out this form for your moral and
Biblical preference and a Bible and history book will be rushed delivered to
your door. Biblical verses that disagree with your presuppositions are removed
or modified. You can even have all references to God substituted with your
own name. The history book will be based on your answers so that you will
have a ready made Christian Tradition to back up your opinions.
Submit this form now before midnight and we will also include in this amazing
package your own bishop’s mitre and a T-Shirt that says "I’m infallible in
Faith and Morals, how about you?"