Patrick Madrid has a pretty funny list titled Pat’s Top Ten: Orthodox Catholic Pickup Lines
To which I add my own:
- My Guardian Angel thinks your cute
- Your Pilgrimage or mine
- May I sit down? I was admiring your Chest – erton. Have you also read Orthodoxy?
- I have a vocation to the married life. Will you help me out?
- My Sacred Heart statue started beating faster when I saw you
- Ah, so your what happened to my missing rib
- Didn’t I see your face on a Holy Card somewhere?
- I would like to study the theology of your body