Cussing Candidates

First John F-word Kerry dropped the F-Bomb in reference to the President and now General “Sierra Hotel India Tango” Clark said he would kick the S*** out of anyone who would challenge his military record. You might wonder why these rapidly falling candidates have now resorted to four letter words in recent days? It would not seem to help their potential presidential stature. The Curt Jester has learned that they have actually been auditioning for Comedy Centrals potty-mouth cartoon Southpark. The Curt Jester in a world-wide exclusive presents an actual panel from a proposed Southpark storyboard.