LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – A controversial television seance airing on Monday will claim it has reached the spirit of John Lennon, but viewers will have to pay $9.95 to find out what the peace-loving Beatle has to say.
I think he says "Imagining there is no Heaven is not such a hot idea after all."
You just saved us all $9.95!
If Lennon imagined there was no heaven… then none of his “worshippers”…. uhhh… I mean, fans… would bother with the seance, since there’s no such thing as an afterlife to him (and to them).
*shrugs* So much for logic, I guess.