I recently read “The Force is Middling in this One: And Other Ruminations from the Outskirts of the Empire” by Robert Kroese which is a collection of humorous essays from his mattresspolice.com blog. Ironic Catholic introduced me to this author and I greatly enjoyed and laughed throughout this book. One passage I found particularly funny.
I have nothing against Jehovah’s Witnesses, of course. I would feel exactly the same way about any group that bases their identity on an English mistransliteration of a Hebrew word, hates holidays and birthdays, has falsely predicted the apocalypse like eighteen times, denies the divinity of Christ and won’t leave me the hell alone.