Jeffrey Miller
A reader sent me the following story:
Vatican City, 13 Dec. (AKI) – After a one day delay, due to a complex journey from southern Italy, a massive fir from the southern Italian region of Calabria has been hoisted into place in St Peter’s Square as the official Vatican Christmas tree. The 33-metre high white fir, a gift from the Calabrian regional government, is one of the biggest trees in the history of Vatican Christmas celebrations. Transporting the nine-tonne fir, whose trunk is nearly three metres in circumference, was no easy task. The pine stands in the middle of St Peters Square alongside a larger-than-life-size Nativity scene.
The tree, chosen from the Massicio del Garaglione Forest had to be carried down the steep mountain valley with a powerful Forest Rangers helicopter, before being loaded onto a long haul truck and carried by road to Rome. The tree took up most of the width of the Salerno-Reggio Calabria motorway, where it was escorted by the forestry commission, the civil protection unit and motorway staff.
The pine procession caused intense congestion along the already difficult highway, forcing the convoy to halt regularly and allow other vehicles past. A trip which a car could cover comfortably in eight hours took a record 53 hours.
The late Pope John Paul II introduced the first Christmas tree to St Peter’s Square in 1982, four years after assuming the papacy. Each year, the tree comes from a different European country or region of Italy. Last year’s tree came from the Austrian town of Eferding.
The massive tree in the square this Christmas is not the only gift from Calabria. Another 29 pines of varying dimensions have been placed around Vatican City including one in the private apartment of Pope Benedict XVI.
That is rather interesting that it has been such a short time that the Vatican has had a Christmas Tree.
TRENTON, N.J. (BP)–A New Jersey school district violated the constitutional rights of a second grade student last year when it prevented her from performing the song "Awesome God" at a talent show, a federal district judge ruled Dec. 11.
The girl, known only as "O.T." in the lawsuit, was prevented from singing the popular contemporary Christian song at the Frenchtown (N.J.) Elementary School after-school program when the district attorney and school superintendent said the song’s religious content was inappropriate for the event. Previous talent shows had included students singing songs by Nirvana, Bon Jovi and Stevie Nicks.
Allowing "Awesome God" into the program — known as "Frenchtown Idol" — would have violated the U.S. Constitution’s prohibition against government establishment of religion, the attorney asserted. But U.S. District Judge Freda L. Wolfson disagreed, saying the school’s action amounted to viewpoint discrimination and violated the girl’s First Amendment rights.
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In this day of euphemisms, maybe instead of using the word God they could say instead my significant wholly other.
Regal is giving theatergoers free popcorn and a gadget that lets them bust annoying cellphone users in the theater.
Regal is testing devices at 25 of its theater locations, handing them out to frequent customers and may roll it out nationwide in the next year if it proves successful, Campbell said. Regal operates 6,400 screens nationwide.
About the size of a pager, the gadget has four buttons. One alerts theater managers about a disruption in the audience, such as a fight over a cellphone.
A second button gives notice of faulty movie projection, a third button can be pressed if the room temperature is off and a fourth button, marked “Other” covers any other problem.
The device is part of Regal’s efforts to keep fans coming back to the box office by making sure they still enjoy the experience, even as the movie industry faces greater competition from other media such as the Internet or video games.
The blogger at Threshing Grain thought that I could adapt this story.
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Roman Catholic nuns in Poland who mounted an occupation of their convent in a protest against the appointment of a new mother superior are refusing to leave the building, despite being expelled from their order by the Vatican – writes Jonathan Luxmoore for Ecumenical News International.
The dispute erupted in August 2005 at the Kazimierz mother-house of the Sisters of the Family of Bethany, when the superior, Mother Jadwiga Ligocka, was dismissed by a Vatican delegate but she occupied the convent with other nuns.
"Let us pray for these lacerated, lost and highly strung sisters," Archbishop Jozef Zycinski of Lublin told Poland’s Catholic information agency KAI on 6 December 2006. "There are no private religious orders in the Catholic Church where everyone can set their own rules."
Under a decree from the Vatican’s Congregation for Institutes of Consecrated Life, dated 28 October, the nuns were expelled from the order, which was founded in 1930 and has about 100 members.
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Somehow I don’t think "Let us pray for these lacerated, lost and highly strung sisters," came across very well in translation from Polish.
LONDON (CNS) – A priest from the Diocese of East Anglia, England, has decided to replace a live Nativity scene for a replica of the wall encircling Bethlehem in protest of the Israeli separation barrier.
Each year hundreds of people come to the Sacred Heart Catholic Church in St. Ives in Cambridgeshire to see the live sheep, a cow and donkey, and actors who occasionally have brought their newborn babies to play the role of Jesus for the Nativity scene.
But this year visitors will be staring up at an imposing gray replica of a portion of the wall built by the Israeli government in 2002 to keep Palestinian suicide bombers at bay.
Father Paul Maddison, the parish priest, made the decision to cancel because he wants to highlight the plight of the Palestinian people suffering as a result of the wall.
In place of the manger crib will be a grim assemblage, 24 feet high and 7 feet wide, of painted polystyrene stuffed with floor insulation materials. The wall will be flanked by protest banners and "stark photographs" to show how "desperate and ugly the situation is in the Holy Land," said a Dec. 11 statement by the priest.
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Not to mention depriving Israelis the opportunity of being blown up by suicide bombers. Though I do understand why a good case can be made that the wall does more than just inconvenience some and will lead to a further reductions of Christians in Israel and other problems. The idea though of replacing a Nativity scene with a polystyrene wall is ridiculous. Symbolism over substance as if this will lend anything towards peace in the Holy Lands.
I also don’t understand why he went to so much work to create this instead of simply going to Wallmart.
Paul at Alive and Young has the scoop on the The Pontifical Office of the Liturgical Police.
HIGHLAND | Sister Evelyn Brokish, a Catholic nun for nearly 50 years, speaks with such spirited eloquence that she left town and chamber officials momentarily stunned when she told them she had a message.
"All of a sudden it was so silent, it was if they’d stopped breathing," said Brokish.
"I told them I thought every highway, boulevard, street, avenue, lane, and dog trail should have a huge billboard that would say ‘Welcome to Highland: Home of the ChocoNutty Trio.’
"I developed it in Highland, started the trademark in Highland, manufacture it in Highland and it’s being sold in Highland. I said it half jokingly but half seriously. I think it’s a possibility. After all, look at Hershey, Pennsylvania."
In October, Brokish, 69, a Wisconsin native who moved here 15 years ago, opened her own candy business, Poverello Delights. Her ChocoNutty Trio, a peanut butter cup, soon will become a registered trademark.
She is a member of the Sisters of St. Francis of Assisi congregation in Milwaukee. The name Poverello comes from the word poverty and has Franciscan origins. Saint Francis was the "Poverello," or the "little poor person."
Brokish is also a freelance church musician who plays throughout Northwest Indiana. Many of her candy creations have musical titles such as Soft Chew Duo and Fudge Variations.
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I think we need religious displays like the advertisements in the movie Minority Report. In the movie advertisements were keyed to the person waling past them. With the recent debacle of the Christmas trees at the Seattle airport that were first removed because of a complaint and then subsequently returned after even more of an outcry – this technology is needed.
Though I have heard that they were working on this type of display but came up with big time problems. It works part of the time. When a Christian passes it shows a holographic Christmas tree or a Nativity. Religious Jews get a menorah. Atheists some nice primordial ooze with a clock representing billions and billions of years. The problem came to tests with agnostics. The displays kept burning up. They would switch rapidly between trying to show something possibly religious then back to nothing and back and forth in rapid succession since the displays were unable to sync to the muddle of agnosticism.
A reader sent me a link to this description of some USCCB programming on the USCCB’s Catholic Communication Campaign website.
In this week’s “Fact of Faith,” Paulist Father Larry Rice explains why the Holy Days of Obligation were the same for Catholics everywhere and now they no longer exist.
The show itself make no such assertion.



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