Humor Mordor in the Cathedral by Jeffrey Miller June 13, 2005 written by Jeffrey Miller June 13, 2005 Clayton at The Weight of Glory has developed "Lord of the Thing." 11 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post Faster Pastor next post Closeting Catholics You may also like Collect them all November 4, 2004 Astalavista, baby Jesus July 22, 2006 Fire triangles October 26, 2006 On the March, set go January 29, 2004 Hats off to Archbishop-elect Gänswein December 7, 2012 Mission Statements June 19, 2007 The Catholic Rapture April 16, 2017 Raid on St. Patrick’s Cathedral September 8, 2014 Bird Flew October 14, 2005 Message October 26, 2007 11 comments Jean June 13, 2005 - 3:19 pm Egads! That statue is supposed be Risen Christ, but it does look like androgynous Judith, doesn’t it? Clayton June 13, 2005 - 4:27 pm Actually, Jean, that statue is supposed to be the Blessed Mother. Apparently the artist justifies this atrocity by explaining that they wanted the image to appeal to people from every culture, so it couldn’t look like a woman from any culture. (Or, like a woman at all, apparently. But they totally miss the point that love is an incarnational reality, not an abstract one. Brad Haas June 13, 2005 - 7:00 pm LOL. That trailer is great. L June 13, 2005 - 7:37 pm I don’t get the trailer at all Jean June 13, 2005 - 7:55 pm Clayton, thank you for clarifying. So, that’s what the Blessed Mother would look like if she were a 12year old boy, huh? :] Clayton June 13, 2005 - 7:59 pm L, My brain can be a frightening, random place. A large inner world can be a gift and a curse. So I don’t blame you if my trailer doesn’t make sense to you. Send me an e-mail with your questions, and I’ll try to explain. Clayton A Holy Fool June 13, 2005 - 9:20 pm Cost of computer and assorted software: $1200.00 A copy of The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: $30.00 Assorted photos and touch-ups: $0.00 The Joy of having every Catholic Blogger and reader with a sense of humor and absurdity fall out of their chair laughing: Priceless! There are some things money can’t buy. Clayton’s mysterious mind is one of them. An absolute classic! Lily June 13, 2005 - 9:45 pm Too hilarious, Clayton. I guess we should be thankful the so called artist didn’t make the Blessed Mother look like Gollum. Making her look like Arwen (or any woman from any culture) would no doubt be too “cliche” and soooo Medieval. Lucy June 13, 2005 - 10:49 pm I don’t even know what to say…are sure you didn’t enter another dimension? Truly one of the ugliest churches I’ve seen, sterile tunnels, and a statue of maybe a lesbian woman. You want to call it artistic? I call it sad. The beauty of our faith is turning into crappy pop art. PU. peter wilson June 13, 2005 - 11:10 pm Christopher Hitchens as Satanio… Lucy June 13, 2005 - 11:28 pm And Sr. Joan Shitster as the wicked witch of the west……Oh, sorry wrong movie. Comments are closed.