Dawn Eden reports on the crack team, I mean team on crack, working to defraud voters registration forms with names like Mary Poppins. She lists some reasons why Mary Poppins would support John Kerry. Here are a few of my own.
- Because a nanny would support a nanny state
- She said "Sacked! Certainly not! I am never sacked" and Kerry said "I don’t fall down," the SOB knocked me over."
- The character Mr. Banks said "Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with facts"
- She also said "I’m sure I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re talking about." just like Kerry supporter Don Imus said "I don’t know what he’s talking about.” after interviewing Kerry about Iraq.
- The movie starred Dick Van Dyke and Kerry called Cheney’s daughter a …. during the debates.
- John Kerry would raise the minimum wage for chimney sweeps
- Because one day everyone will carry an umbrella to protect themselves from global warming.