Well that explains a lot of things. I can now blame subliminal cursing for all the times I have cursed Microsoft Products, especially the user-friendly Blue Screen of Death.
Computers and cursing reminds me of a practical joke I pulled off some years ago on an unsuspecting Civil Servant working on the base. At that time DOS was still the primary OS and Word Perfect was the word processor of choice. I got onto his computer and reprogrammed all of his keyboard keys via Word Perfect macros. Subsequently I watched him as he starting typing in a document manually from a paper document. When he looked up at the screen he was totally befuddled by all of the cuss words now present. He backspaced to delete them all and starting typing again with the same result. After he finally realized that I was the culprit and had programmed all of his keyboard letters into cuss words he yelled out “Chief Miller!!!”