I can just imagine the first ratings period and them screaming “The ratings were stolen from us – we are actually number one.” They will get really upset when �Buchanan and Press� comes up number one in Palm Beach.
Some other possible shows are:
Pork and Mindy – About a women who houses an alien politician that manages to get many stupid financial aid bills passed for his district. Filmed on location in West Virginia. In related news President Bush who is getting tired of the attacks from a certain U.S. Senator proposes “To Kill a Mocking Byrd.”
Democratic C.S.I. – In the first episode the team finds a dead body of a White House staff member in Ft. Marcy park and after finding no bullet, blood or dirt on the man’s shoes rule it a suicide.
Buffy the Campfire Killer – An environmentalist wacko goes on a crusade chasing people out of state parks to preserve a pristine uncontaminated by humans look.
Star Dreck – Celebrities discuss their political opinions.
Dragnet – The foibles of a group of transvestite police officers and their struggles to properly accessorize items with the color blue.
Three’s Company – Bill and Hillary and a special guest intern each week.
Fantasy Island – Each week a group of liberal politicians go to a special island where their Social Security and health care schemes actually work.
The Amazing Race Card – Contestants go around the world accusing others of racism to get ahead.
Survivor – A group of candidates fight it out for the privilege to lose to George W. Bush.
Rome Improvement – A group of liberal Catholics plot how to take over and improve on the Church.
Dumb and Dumber – DNC roundtable chat
Alf Gore – A furry little alien with presidential pretensions takes up residence with a family. His humorous catch phrase is “I invented that!”
Matrix: Unloaded – A group of gun-control zealots help Agent Smith to disarm and defeat Neoconservative.
Believe it or Not – Weekly New York Times news magazine.