Where I go to daily Mass we have a lector with a good voice and who does the readings very well. She is also a rather short woman. The only problem is that she is exactly a head taller than the lectern she reads from. So unfortunately my mind observes the seemingly disembodied head reciting the readings vice listening to the readings. Watching Futurama has not helped me with noticing this sight gag at all.
And this photo brought it to mind