Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When our sins make
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
sins make you blue
You know Joe being a Guardian Angel isn’t all that it is cracked up to be.
Yeah Uriel, I know what you mean. We are out on the mean streets all day among
those who totally ignore us and generally pay us no attention. Out of the twelve
choirs of angels we are on the lowest rung with no chance of promotion. Not only
that Joe, but how about those pompous Seraphim sitting around all day in the
bosses office, getting face time and singing over and over again. Your right
about that Uriel, they have a real cushy job, almost as cushy as being Mary’s
Guardian Angel. Gabriel will never let us live that one down, he keeps bragging
how Mary always did the Lord’s will and that he only had to pop into her
presence once and the rest of the time he kicked back without a worry in the
world. Well Joe, that was a one time shot and the rest of us have to contend
with humans of the non sinless type. What really aggravates me is that when
humans do get on an Angel craze they decide to represent us as stunted chubby
cheeked cherubs or as emotional fumbling double mocha latte drinking Angels.
That gets me too Uriel, sometime I would like to show myself to them, then they
will quake with fear at my glory and they won’t mistake me for some Gerber baby
Listening in on the Guardian Angel Scanner
…Subject turning on prime time TV, possible Code 10th (commandant) in
progress. Request prayers for purity.
…Subject Catholic politician about to vote against an abortion ban. We have
a Code 1st and 5th in progress, request backup.
…Subject has started a weblog, be on the lookout for a code 8th.
…Subject walking into the confessional. He has detailed his sins and
wait; check we have contrition. Subject has done his penance. Request that his
record be excised with a recommendation of minor temporal