LONDON | Thurs Feb 7, 2013
(ROTO REUTERS) The House of Commons voted overwhelmingly on Thursday to approve a bill redefining poverty in Britain, indicating that the bill is assured of passage as it moves through further legislative stages.
Prime Minister David Cameron had been concerned about the increasing poverty rates and the growing problems poverty entails. The bill changed the definition of poverty to only include those who have less than a shilling and don’t have any family members to support them. Members of The House of Commons are enthused about this historic vote which wiped out poverty overnight.
After the approval of a bill legalizing same-sex marriage David Cameron said “I was thinking if we could change the definition of marriage to mean whatever we wanted it to mean then what is to stop of from doing this in other areas? If we can go from an understudying of marriage as the union of one man and one woman to hardly having a definition at all, then certainly that provides a precedent.” Mr. Cameron has also outlined some other legislative efforts such as redefining illness thus saving millions regarding the National Health Service.
“Suppose the Parliament would make a law that God should not be God, would you then say that God were not God?” Richard replied, “No Sir, that would I not, since no Parliament may make any such law!”
(((Mr. Cameron has also outlined some other legislative efforts such as redefining illness thus saving millions regarding the National Health Service.)))
Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Arn’t ya jumping the gun NOW? “IT” is not like Jesus’s mom didn’t have sex in order to make Jesus NOW? Let’s get “IT” IN”, http://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2013/02/07/dont-look-at-the-finger-look-at-the-moon/#disqus_thread “I” mean let’s get “IT” on NOW cause any other claim is contrary to historical fact, unless you want to assert that in vitro existed back then and was available to the peasantry, and contrary to the Bible, since both Jesus genealogies in the Gospels are genealogies of Joseph, not Mary.
While we godly cells are at “IT” Victor! Victor! Victor! The Pope speaks for the Church hierarchy. The Church hierarchy is in many ways not the Church. Or so I have been given to understand by many Catholics around here who disagree vehemently with the Catholic Church hierarchy.
Victor! “I really hope you all have the communion of the Holy Spirit.” cause you’re going to need HIM if The Alien gods have their Way cause they don’t believe in Your Trinity and these count her fit collection of books called “The Bible” http://www.patheos.com/blogs/theanchoress/2013/02/08/our-future-will-be-like-hunger-games/ so join our new religion and we’ll make sure that ya get plenty of help during these hunger games. Do ya understand what we’re telling ya Victor?
Jeff please warn your readers not to read any further cause some of what “I’M” about to say should not be heard and/or seen by good folks if ya know what me, myself and i mean?
Listen sinner vic, long, long story short, you being a god and all probably have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? If you greet only your brothers, what more are you doing than others? Do not even the Gentiles do the same? Therefore you are to be perfect, as your heavenly Father is perfect.
Please forgive “ME” “ME” and “ME” while “I” say, How about you fuck right the fuck off and take that fucking argument with you sinner vic!!!! 🙂
Not funny Victor! 🙁
Hey I’ll be going to church NOW butt “I’M” sure that The Holy Spirit has cleaned me UP already while my butt cells were sitting on my throne if ya get my drift cause “IT” is not what goes into ya that is bad but what comes out!?
P.S. I understand if ya don’t allow “IT”.