Caption Contest Caption Contest by Jeffrey Miller April 15, 2009 written by Jeffrey Miller April 15, 2009 In a cost cutting effort Archbishop Dolan has decided to drop the maintenance contract for Archdiocese of New York and do it himself. 24 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post Overwhelmingly secular and anti-religious next post Saintly Wine You may also like Caption Contest April 11, 2007 Caption Contest May 9, 2007 Caption Contest August 3, 2009 Interpret this September 8, 2007 Caption Contest March 16, 2008 Up Periscope October 21, 2007 Forest Pope August 1, 2008 Quite a week for the Pope June 15, 2007 Pope elevates 6 Cardinals November 24, 2012 Caption Contest October 28, 2013 24 comments matt April 15, 2009 - 7:42 pm After the progressive Catholics locked the doors to the Church, Archbishop Dolan pulled out the Holy Hammer to gain entry! Reply Mack April 15, 2009 - 8:43 pm “If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in th’ mornin’…oh, wait — the 60s are over. Si malleus…” Reply dim bulb April 15, 2009 - 9:19 pm 1. Are you telling me the Cathedral couldn’t afford a real door-knocker. 2. I shall be called: τιμοθεω σφυρί του Θεού =Timothy, the hammer of God. Reply dim bulb April 15, 2009 - 9:24 pm Perhaps I should have gone with the Latin: Timotheos pango Deus. Reply Arnobius April 15, 2009 - 9:36 pm Archbishop had a simple, but direct proposal for keeping Obama out of Notre Dame Reply Panda Rosa April 15, 2009 - 11:45 pm Well, what else are you going to do when you forget your keys? Reply Adeodatus April 16, 2009 - 1:33 am “Theses? I don’t see any theses.” Reply Fr, Gary V. April 16, 2009 - 7:30 am Knock, knock, knockin’ on the heaven’s door (Bob Dylan) Reply Aelric April 16, 2009 - 8:03 am I hear ya knock’n, but ya can’t come in. Reply Greg April 16, 2009 - 9:13 am Let’s see . . . 48 inches up and 17 inches right. Now where is that button that opens the secret passage? Reply Greg April 16, 2009 - 9:19 am “Bless this hammer, O Lord, that with it thou mayst smash thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals … Now did the Lord say, “First thou shalt tap the Holy Hammer on the door three times. Three shall be the number of the tapping and the number of the tapping shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the tapping, be reached, then flingest thou the Holy Hammer in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.” Reply Burnt Marshwiggle April 16, 2009 - 9:25 am They destroyed this temple, but in three days I rebuilt it. Reply Paul Nichols April 16, 2009 - 9:58 am Father MacGillicuddy? You can’t stay in there all day reading the Curt Jester! You’ve got a line of people out here for Mass! Father? Father? Reply New Timon April 16, 2009 - 10:43 am Archbishop Dolan almost misses his transfer. Reply Daniel Latinus April 16, 2009 - 11:02 am “If I give it a gentle tap in just the right spot, the lock should come open. I worked my way through seminary as a locksmith, you know.” Reply The Watcher April 16, 2009 - 12:09 pm There. No more loose decorative scrollwork around here. Reply Maureen April 16, 2009 - 1:36 pm “Let’s see how Luther likes _my_ theses!” Reply Bob April 16, 2009 - 1:44 pm This hammer would have come in handy at St. John’s Cathedral. Reply Tony April 16, 2009 - 2:57 pm Bang, bang, Dolan’s silver hammer… Reply Mack April 16, 2009 - 5:49 pm Maureen nails it! (so to speak…) Reply Fr Bill P April 17, 2009 - 11:49 am 2.5 million Catholics in this town and I have to fix the door to the Cathedral… Reply Unofficial ICKSP Blog April 17, 2009 - 6:02 pm Very funny! You may be beating American Papists’s humor very soon! 😀 From the camera angle of this one it really looks like he’s pounding in a nail doesn’t it??! Reply Lucy April 18, 2009 - 8:50 pm What I do to this door now, I will do to the heads of progressives later. Reply Brian Sullivan April 21, 2009 - 12:39 pm Remembering his youth reading Thor comics, Archbishop Dolan tries his own Mjolnir. But since only a twig was available, the hammer came out rather small. Reply Leave a Comment Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.