Caption Contest Caption Contest by Jeffrey Miller October 4, 2012 written by Jeffrey Miller October 4, 2012 As busy as the Pope is you think they could afford a gardener. 8 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post Vatican Radio app for Android and iOS next post Silence of the Lamb of God Tropes You may also like Caption Contest May 2, 2007 Caption Contest December 24, 2007 Caption Contest May 9, 2007 Forest Pope August 1, 2008 Up Periscope September 21, 2008 Clone Wars April 24, 2013 Caption Contest June 16, 2007 Caption Contest October 27, 2011 Caption Contest July 16, 2008 Caption Contest May 11, 2009 8 comments John October 4, 2012 - 9:57 pm I had a few come to mind… -“I heard the nuns on the bus were coming by and I wanted to impress them with my ecological awareness” -You guys really think the Papal Christmas Tree will be 200 feet tall before Christmas? Shouldn’t we get a fake one as a fallback? -I asked you for a nice tree for my papal residence. You got me the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree. Pack your bags. I’m creating a new diocese. You are going to be the next bishop of the South Pole! Go in peace. -The Pope’s butler had a few additional duties. We’re still trying to find a replacement but our screening process has gotten a little more rigorous. Reply Victor October 4, 2012 - 10:25 pm Cute Jeff! What has His Holyness done to be demoted like this? Don’t worry Victor, “IT” is not really him, “IT” is simply one of his clones. DON’T BE SILLY sinner vic! They can’t do that! Can they? Hey Victor, I’ll have you know that were in The Twenty First Century where anything is possible NOW! http://www.anonymousus.org/ Peace Reply David October 5, 2012 - 12:20 am Gardeners, take note: the secret behind the lush Vatican Gardens was today revealed to be nothing more than a little papally-blessed holy water. Reply Deacon G October 5, 2012 - 2:40 pm “When I said that a sprinkling rite would be nice this was not what I had in mind.” Reply Fr. Don Malin October 5, 2012 - 5:12 pm What are the odds of a longer life, the tree or me? Reply Christopher October 6, 2012 - 6:25 am Uncle Papa’s Recipe: 100% Holy Water Guaranteed to bear Good Fruit. Reply Poor Yorek October 6, 2012 - 2:19 pm Is that an aspergilium giganticus ? Reply Panda Rosa October 8, 2012 - 10:29 am Now remember, Christ is the Vine, but *you* are vun of the branches! Reply Leave a Comment Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.