My web counter just went over 100,000 since I opened up this blog on 9 Feb 2003. Appropriately it looks like the person whose visit tipped the counter came in on a Google search for “curt jester.” So a hearty thank you to those who visit and have linked to this blog.
Here is a post I did on my previous blog – Atheist to a Theist, with a few added counters.
I was wanting to add a religiously themed web counter to my site, but after intensive searching these are all I could find.
Jehovah’s Witnesses counter: Only counts the elect and stops at 144,000.
Some Evangelicals counter: Only counts you the first time you come to the page since once counted, always counted.
Mormon counter: Lets you have multiple counters.
Atheist counter: Randomly shows numbers but after millions and millions of years of page views it evolves into a banner ad.
Lutheran counter: Shaped like a dunghill but you can’t read the digits because they are covered by snow.
Feenyite counter. No one outside the church is counted.
Calvinist counter: Only those predestined to be counted are counted
Baptist counter: Be of the age a reason and say the Sinners Prayer to be counted.
New age counter: Counts everybody because all that exists is a counter and each one of us is also a counter.
Unitarian counter: Everybody can believe in the their own counter and it counts or doesn’t count as they choose.
Buddhist counter: All counters are just an illusion.
Moonie counter: Counts only if approved by Unification officials
Health & Wealth Gospel counter: If only you pray enough it will start counting.
Gnostic counter: Only those few with hidden knowledge are counted.