Yesterday my wife and I were down in the
Orlando area and decided to attend the Vigil Mass, at the National
Shrine of Mary, Queen of
the Universe – a Church not far from Disney World and which
primarily
serves the tourists. I have been to their excellent gift shop
a couple of times which has a pretty good selection of solid Catholic
books along with other items. The church itself is quite nice
looking for a modern Church though the furnishing in the sanctuary
leave something to be desired. But the stained glass windows
are quite beautiful and the chapel is also very nice. The constructions
is such that the chapel is behind the Tabernacle that goes through the
wall and on the Chapel side they have a monstrance. Though on
that side they also have a transparent door on the tabernacle which is
not allowed by Canon law 938.
The Mass was said by an Irish priest who
started with what I guess you could call a census (people never learn from King David). “How many
of you are from out of town?” pretty much everybody raised their hands.
“How many of you are from outside the U.S.?” He then
proceeded down the isle extracting country of origin from a number of
people who raised their hands. We are no five minutes into
the Mass. Next it was “How many are married over 50 years
please stand up.” Followed by encouragement for applause and
then “Stand up if you are a grandparent” Here he inserts mandatory joke
about them being free babysitters.” Then we had the
“everybody introduce yourself to the people around you .” I
had heard of this practice at some parishes, but never had to suffer
through this false bit of community that has everybody glad handing the
other (I though this was reserved for the Kiss of Peace). We
are now ten minutes into the start of Mass and we haven’t even got to
the confeitor yet. Now if priests are going to act like a
Vegas lounge act can I also be a heckler? Unfortunately a
Vegas lounge act all to accurately describes this type of behavior at
the beginning of Mass, though some do this type of thing at the end of
Mass. He used the type of jokes that would make Hennyman
groan.
Surprisingly the rest of the Mass was
without experimentation and according to the GIRM. The music
was also totally without standard Haugen/Haas fare with no hymns newer
than a hundred years old sung by an older gentlemen with a rich voice
as he played the organ. Though the first and last hymns were standard
Protestant ones. The homily though was quite a different
matter.
The priest really opened my eyes to
Matthew 14 and 1st Kings 19. The stepping out in faith of
Peter is really all about steeping out in faith in your community for
comprehensive healthcare doncha know, fair business practices, violence
and other bits of social justice. No mention of pro-life or
other social justice items though. But I was trying to be
fair to what the priest was saying and not to impose or read too much
into what he was saying. Then he got to the “still small
voice” where he said he had a still small voice and that it was called
a “vote” and that we all needed to be registered to vote as he was to
exclaim your still small voice in the voting booth. Again he
reiterated comprehensive healthcare and this time being a community
activist in your neighborhood along with the list of social justice
issues minus the social justice issues that are actually intrinsically
evil. So I guess this was the only vote for Obama homily I have had the
non-privilege of hearing. So aren’t you all glad that you now
know that stepping out in faith means and what the still small voice is?

