Recently bloggers have been posting there personality tests. Well I need not take any to determine my personality types. For the record, I am not an introvert. If I had any friends or acquaintances they could verify that for me. Once I get away from a pile a books and the computer screen I will find other facts proving I am not an introvert.
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Bill Cork has renamed his blog again, as far as I know this has been the various names so far.
1. Oak Leaves
2. Ut Unum Sint
3. pro deo et patria
4. Ut Unum Sint
Ut Unum Sint – That they may be one, obviously does not refer to “That there may be one blog title”
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I have some problems with this, for one I didn’t get any travel expenses Now Posted by Jonah, evening in Sîwan [Link] Travel Posted by Jonah, morning in Sîwan [Link] Joppa I just got I have been Posted by Jonah, Evening in Sîwan [Link] At Sea I have managed Posted by Storming I was deeply The crew decided to cast lots and see on whose account this evil has "Take me up and throw me into the sea; then the sea will quiet down This was not the smartest thing I have ever said, that’s what happens The crew started crying to the Lord "We beseech thee, O LORD, let us I see the Posted by Jonah, Evening in Sîwan [Link] All’s Whale After being tossed from the ship the storm finally let up and the seas It is hard to describe the experience of being inside of a whale. Of These plankton being so small it is hard to see if they have fins and Posted Day 2 Not much going Posted by Day 3 I was thinking Then Something Posted by Assyria Being vomited Me I got three stinking days of riding in a whale. Wait, I just got a new message from the Lord "Arise, go to Nineveh, Posted by Nineveh My throat Update: Unfortunately it looks like the people were listening after all. That blows. Update: Yea "I The Lord replied: "Do you do well to be angry?" Posted by Jonah, Evening in Sîwan [Link] Outside of Nineveh I Update:This is more like Posted by Jonah, Midday in Sîwan [Link] Still I told you God was a practical joker. Just as I got use to I shouted And I told I just keep saying dumb things. The LORD said, "You I think I will shut up and be quiet. The Lord made some good points that Posted Abode It’s been Hey wait I just heard Jesus referring to me. COOL! "This generation is an evil generation; it seeks a sign, I should have known it. I told you God was into symbolism and now I find What are you Posted |
Also set to shock local audiences is France’s Ballet Preljocaj, famed throughout Europe for its no-holds-barred spectacles. A mini-skirted angel reinterprets the Catholic theme in “Annunciation,” while barefoot — and, at one point, completely bare — dancers give a new twist to Igor Stravinsky’s “The Rite of Spring” and Prokofiev’s “Romeo and Juliet.”
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Gabriel in a mini-skirt? I just don’t think that is the proper apparel for an angel. With them flying about and people looking up at them it could be trouble. While I am unconcerned how many angels might dance on the head of a pin I am even less inclined to find out the age old theological question, jockey or boxer shorts.
In the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent from God to a city of Galilee named Nazareth, to a virgin betrothed to a man whose name was Joseph, of the house of David; and the virgin’s name was Mary. And he came to her and said, “Hail, O favored one, the Lord is with you!” But she was greatly troubled at the leg showing mini-skirt wearing angel, and considered in her mind what sort of show of modesty this might be. And the angel said to her, “Do not be afraid, Mary, for you have found fashion with gaudy tastes.
T.S. O’Rama offers:
Top 4 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Apologize for Sucking at Apologetics
1) God converts, not you.
2) Bishop Sheen said, “win an argument, lose a soul”. Fortunately, should you inadvertently win an argument, you can pray God not let you be an obstacle to their conversion.
3) John Henry Newman wrote, “Men go by their sympathies, not by argument.”
4) See number 1
To which I add
You don’t wan’t to get into a turf war with the Holy Spirit.
You follow St. Francis’s “Preach the Gospel at all times and when necessary use words.” and haven’t found it necessary yet to use words.
You had a dream where Karl Keating told you “This towns not big enough for both of us”
You believe it is important to keep the RCIA student-teacher ratio small and don’t want to accidentally increase it.
You are so inept at defending the faith that JWs and Mormons send new missionaries to your house for practice.
Information Via a Link from Mixolydian Mode in response to Fox’s stupid law suit against an even more stupid Al Franken for using their motto in his book title.
This Friday, August 15, is Fair And Balanced day on the Internet. You are all hereby instructed to use the words Fair And Balanced in very creative ways on your various websites.
So here is my contribution and you have to admit that she is both “Fair and Balanced.”

Yesterday in Karl Keating’s weekly email he discussed a group called the Artotyritae.
What little we know about them comes from Augustine, who remarked that their most peculiar doctrine–their variant of the Eucharist–was a sacrament in bread and cheese.
All that I can say is I am certainly glad that the sacramental elements are not bread with cheese. We have enough cheesy hymns as it is without having to sing “I am the brie of life.” Instead of intinction we might have had some sort of holy fondue and I could have a nightmare over thinking about Extraordinarily Eucharistic Ministers distributing communion via consecrated Cheese Whiz . I believe that Fr. Jeffrey Keyes C.PP.S of The New Gasparian is also pleased that he is not part of the Missionaries of the Precious Cheese.

Rover, of course, needs his run in the park. But what about his spiritual needs?
All Saints Episcopal Church in Fort Lauderdale wants to meet those needs — and those of his owner.
The church just started monthly services for pets and their loved ones, even providing doggie treats for Rover at communion time.
Don’t worry about an accident during a hymn or prayer. The church keeps a mop and bucket handy.
”There’s nothing that can ruin the service,” says church staffer Char Vinik, whose family plays guitars during the 6 p.m. contemporary pet service on the third Sunday of the month.
Consider it a way to entice people to church who otherwise might not go. Many people feel guilty about leaving their pets home on the weekend after being away at work Monday through Friday, says the Rev. Roger Allee, associate priest at All Saints. So the church lets people once a month bring their entire ”family,” Rover included.
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Has the Episcopalian Church been invaded by National Lampoon sleeper cells, where people skilled in parody joined this church years ago and are now coming out. First the issue was same sex marriages, will the next hot issue be same breed marriages?
In Catholic theology we describe the appearance of the bread and wine after consecration using the philosophical term accidents. In the case of this Episcopalian church an accident related to communion requires a bucket and mop. In Graham Greene’s novel “Travels with my Aunt”, one of the characters had set up a storefront church ministering to dogs where baptisms were performed and sermons preached to the dogs.
The white dog in the photo might be wearing a bandanna stole and I hope he is not the German Shepherd of this church. I can imagine the doggy sunday school that might occur at this church.
Fido what is the name of the vessel that Noah used for all of the animals.
“bArk”
Good job Fido, now when Jesus told the Centurion that he would come to help his servant, the Centurion answered him, Lord, I am not worthy to have you come under my what?
“Woof”
Excellent, I see that you have been reading your “chasing after cats-echism.” and that you well know your dog-ma.
