Since Bishop George Lucas has been appointed to the Diocese of Omaha you know I couldn’t resist some Star Wars’ tie ins. I started out making some on Twitter and others added their own.
Re: new bishop in Omaha. Do I go for the easy Star Wars joke? Naw. I’m sure @CurtJester beat me to it. 😉 @bettnett
Well actually Dom’s tweet was how I found out. But he does know me well as far as intent.
I hope he won’t be writing any dialogue for the liturgy.
As much as I love Yoda please don’t assign him to the Vox Clara committee for the English translations of liturgical texts. “Ended, the mass is”
It would be awesome if he had a pastoral staff/light sabre.
If Ja Ja Binks gets appointed as Auxiliary Bishop the Papal Nuncio will be going to detox.
His catch phrase is “Use the GIRM!”
His favorite Gospel is the Gospel of Luke
His first pastoral letter will be on bioethics & titled “Attack of the Clones”. @jasongennaro
I hope Bp. George Lucas attacks the (Culture of) Death Star as successfully as Skywalker did in Ep 4. @DenverGregg
“Bishop George Lucas tells everyone that he is their Father. @geek
He will rename them the Jedi Knights of Columbus. @vjmorton
the nun’s habits in the diocese will now have large black earpieces on either side @vjmorton
The THX sound at the beginning of Mass is a bit much. Still better than announcements. @joemarier
‘May the Force be with you’ … ‘And also with you’ @jordanhenderson
I wonder how many times he’s said tongue in cheek, “I find your lack of faith disturbing. @catholiclawyer
How about “Peter cut off the ear of the Roman first! @meepbobeep
So what can you come up with?