News Neanderthal Park by Jeffrey Miller November 28, 2008 written by Jeffrey Miller November 28, 2008 What could it hurt? 3 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post Ascension Press next post Abortion and contraception sleaze You may also like I like my beer and doctrine not watered... January 12, 2003 Obama’s Muslim Advisers Block Maronite Patriarch’s visit to... October 25, 2011 Catholic Scams Online May 20, 2008 Takes a licking, keeps on ticking October 7, 2003 22 kids and a lifetime of love March 24, 2004 Simbang Gabi December 24, 2003 As Ave Maria Turns March 21, 2007 Working with Mother Teresa inspired Lawrence pastor August 14, 2004 Navy Commissions Aircraft Carrier Ronald Reagan (CVN 76) July 2, 2003 Priestly Leprosy February 17, 2003 3 comments Fr. Seraphim Beshoner, TOR November 28, 2008 - 1:41 pm Cue unfrozen caveman lawyer jokes Reply bear-i-tone November 29, 2008 - 11:36 am Wow.. you could make a movie or three about this sort of thing… Oh, wait. To quote Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park: “You scientists were so busy trying to figure out if the could do something they never stopped to wonder if they should.” Reply Adeodatus November 30, 2008 - 1:26 am I’m sorry, my fascination with elephants just totally gets in the way here. I want, nay need, to have mammoths brought back. And then I’m going to ride one. In fact, if they become commercially available, I’m getting one. Then I’m putting a bumper sticker on my Hyundai that says “My other car is a MAMMOTH”. Also: armored howda = war mammoth. I’m on board with the moral outrage re: Neanderthals, etc. But let’s not get hasty on this mammoth thing. The future already doesn’t have flying cars. Are you really going to take away my mammoths, too? Have a heart! Also, I’ll train my mammoth to slay heretics. There’s a car with an Obama sticker at my parish… a little green VW… that thing is totally mammoth fodder. This is gonna be great! Reply Leave a Comment Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.