Humor Logical consequence by Jeffrey Miller August 29, 2007 written by Jeffrey Miller August 29, 2007 TS comments on the joint spousal confessional idea. Husband: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I’ve had lustful thoughts about other women." Wife: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I just knee’d my husband in the groin in a confessional." 6 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post Sen. Craig next post Step away from the Holy Water You may also like Liturgical Dysfunction (LD) October 14, 2004 Spiritual Meatball February 26, 2005 Get fit physically and spiritually for Lent February 21, 2006 Bad news for bloggers September 13, 2004 Casual Sunday June 29, 2008 Patron Saint of Bitterness April 19, 2008 Shea it ain't so December 2, 2002 L-Mart additions February 26, 2007 Combining the old and the new March 7, 2013 40 Days of Quadragesima March 6, 2003 6 comments Matthew S August 29, 2007 - 2:36 pm I thought mortification wasn’t recomended as penance anymore? Oh, thats right, you mortify yourself. Yeah, we really don’t need domestic violence in the confessional, how about contrition and forgiveness. Under the Mercy, Matthew S Andy August 29, 2007 - 3:58 pm Dear Matthew S, What? -Andy anon August 29, 2007 - 4:52 pm The wife did what we computer nerds call “real time” sinning. Melody August 29, 2007 - 6:43 pm Best argument I’ve seen yet against the practice. ^_^ Lauren August 29, 2007 - 9:22 pm Hehe Melody, I agree. Can you imagine another case where the husband says ‘Forgive me Father for I have sinned, I’ve cheated on my wife’ and the wife’s reaction? bill912 August 30, 2007 - 12:16 pm I didn’t know that Jimmy Carter and his wife had become Catholic. Comments are closed.