Humor Logical consequence by Jeffrey Miller August 29, 2007 written by Jeffrey Miller August 29, 2007 TS comments on the joint spousal confessional idea. Husband: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I’ve had lustful thoughts about other women." Wife: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I just knee’d my husband in the groin in a confessional." 6 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post Sen. Craig next post Step away from the Holy Water You may also like Giving Credit to God October 30, 2005 Put a Pope on it! March 23, 2013 Infringement October 20, 2006 We don't need no stinkin' bioethics June 20, 2009 Bishop for a day July 19, 2003 Blues Brothers 2005 July 28, 2005 Saint Thomas Aquinas – Summa Wrestler January 28, 2008 The Mathsiah July 19, 2006 Monument to syncretism or somethng else? July 8, 2006 The Boar's Head Carol December 23, 2009 6 comments Matthew S August 29, 2007 - 2:36 pm I thought mortification wasn’t recomended as penance anymore? Oh, thats right, you mortify yourself. Yeah, we really don’t need domestic violence in the confessional, how about contrition and forgiveness. Under the Mercy, Matthew S Andy August 29, 2007 - 3:58 pm Dear Matthew S, What? -Andy anon August 29, 2007 - 4:52 pm The wife did what we computer nerds call “real time” sinning. Melody August 29, 2007 - 6:43 pm Best argument I’ve seen yet against the practice. ^_^ Lauren August 29, 2007 - 9:22 pm Hehe Melody, I agree. Can you imagine another case where the husband says ‘Forgive me Father for I have sinned, I’ve cheated on my wife’ and the wife’s reaction? bill912 August 30, 2007 - 12:16 pm I didn’t know that Jimmy Carter and his wife had become Catholic. Comments are closed.