Humor Caption Contest by Jeffrey Miller November 8, 2006 written by Jeffrey Miller November 8, 2006 Power Station Mass via Gilibrand. More pictures here including communion with Leavened bread (illicit not invalid). I guess this is a version of the Domincan-can or perhaps Communion line dancing. Previous versions here. What are your captions? 29 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post Swiss Miss-take next post Results You may also like I will make you Phishers of men November 25, 2006 An imagined conversation March 1, 2005 Silly parish April 13, 2009 Thinking outside the box July 26, 2003 Predictions and Non-Predictions for 2013 January 2, 2013 Why St. John of the Cross is not... July 16, 2013 Palm Sunday March 20, 2005 Sign says July 25, 2006 EWTN Satire September 26, 2002 Heroes October 19, 2008 29 comments Danny Garland Jr. November 8, 2006 - 10:44 am I thought they were doing the hokey pokey! Reply Andy November 8, 2006 - 10:51 am Danny, That’s funny since the Hokey Pokey is supposed to be making fun of the consecration at Mass (Hoc est enim corpus meum). So there are many ways to ridicule the Sacrament… You can be certain that it’s not Latin dance. Reply Tony November 8, 2006 - 10:52 am “Hey, hey we’re the Monkees…” Reply Matt November 8, 2006 - 11:09 am “One, two, three, KICK!” Andy, The hokey pokey is just a dance, the term used to make fun of the concecration was Hocus Pocus. Reply Denise November 8, 2006 - 11:24 am Sweatin’ to the Holies. Reply marc November 8, 2006 - 12:26 pm “…becuz, becuz, becuz, becuz, becuuuuz…Because of the wonderful things he does!” Reply lrslattery November 8, 2006 - 12:28 pm We’re off to see the Wizard? Reply Chip Johnson+, cj November 8, 2006 - 12:54 pm Let’s see if we can do it well as ‘Toots’ Schori. Reply philosoph0123 November 8, 2006 - 12:57 pm I was going to use the Hokey Pokey before I saw the comments, so here goes… You put your EMs in You take your dogmas out Promote new priestesses And have the Pope butt out You do our Novus Ordo and the Spirit gives a shout THAT’S what it’s all about! (note: by ‘our’ Novus Ordo, I mean the various corruptions of it that we see in too many parishes, not the rite itself per se) Reply tony c November 8, 2006 - 1:57 pm marc’s caption gets my vote! also: that could, in fact, be unleavened bread. It depends on how thin you roll it out before baking, doesn’t it? Reply The Dumb OX November 8, 2006 - 2:00 pm Heretics – making liturgical abuse fun since the early 70’s. Reply RyanL November 8, 2006 - 2:52 pm “Everyone join in! It’s the Doctrinal Disco!” “Everybody cut loose! Foot loose!” “Marty Haugen? Good stuff. It’s got a peppy beat and I can dance to it.” Finally… “John 11:35.” Reply Steven November 8, 2006 - 3:50 pm “Here we go walkin down the sancturary, scaring all the liturgists we meet, hey hey we’re the lilberals” Reply G November 8, 2006 - 5:23 pm Vomit. Reply Sister Yesterday November 8, 2006 - 5:26 pm Isn’t that the Hava Nagilla (sic) that they are performing? How ecumenical. Oiy. Reply riksylvania November 8, 2006 - 5:42 pm “everybody’s dooo’in a brand new dance now, come on baby ,do the locommunion” Reply Fr. Stephanos, O.S.B. November 8, 2006 - 6:16 pm If you dance and sing the NUMA NUMA backwards it sounds like “Amen,Amen”. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdt1DxGrQv4&eurl= . Reply Stephen (Manchester, UK) November 8, 2006 - 7:31 pm Perhaps (let’s hope) it’s the dance of St Willibrord (whose feast day it was this Tuesday). Four or five stand in a line, take three steps forward and two back (for about 1.5Km) and they make their way to the abbey with song, litanies and prayers finishing with benediction. It took place annually from 1347 – 1777 and if you search New Advent for “Abbey of Echternach” You’ll find plenty about it. Reply JohnS November 8, 2006 - 10:11 pm “Dang! Maybe we shouldn’t have had fortified wine with the leavened bread.” Reply Margo November 8, 2006 - 10:22 pm Philosoph0123, that was great! LOL! Thanks for some suhweet comic relief 🙂 Reply Bradamante November 9, 2006 - 9:22 am Can’t…bend…knees… Reply Ellyn November 9, 2006 - 11:42 am “What if the hokey-pokey is what it’s all about?” Reply j November 9, 2006 - 4:04 pm Consider yourself at ‘ome Consider yourself one of the family, Consider yourself- Consider yourself- Consider yourself- Consider yourself-…. (oops, the music’s skipping for some reason) Reply Rich November 9, 2006 - 11:37 pm and people wonder why mass attendance is down i feel for the devout catholics who have to put up with this kind of garbage. Reply TSO November 10, 2006 - 10:50 am “And then the song ‘New York, New York’ came on and Father couldn’t help himself…” Reply Q November 11, 2006 - 10:08 am When do the Austrian bishops have their next ad limina? Reply patrick November 11, 2006 - 9:42 pm I second marc’s caption. It’s too funny. Here’s mine: ‘Seriously, the only thing they lack now is a yellow brick road.’ Reply SWP November 11, 2006 - 11:28 pm When told they CAN’T line dance during the Mass, the dissident Catholics exclaimed, “Oh yes we CAN-can!” Reply Delta November 13, 2006 - 9:31 am “OH What a beautiful Moooooorning! O WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY Oh What a BEAUTIFUL MORRRRRRNIIIING GOD IS A COMIN’ MY WAY!” Fr. Abner, Curly and Will Parker at the Oklahomass belted out the opening song before reading the First Pony-Express letter to the San Franciscans. Reply Leave a Comment Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.