Humor Aspergillum by Jeffrey Miller June 6, 2006 written by Jeffrey Miller June 6, 2006 REUTERS/Alessandro Bianchi (VATICAN) "I told Cardinal Marini that this wouldn’t make an effective umbrella." 9 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post Navel Forces next post Chill You may also like Rome Tweet Rome June 28, 2011 Legalistic Gospel Stories March 29, 2004 Heaven’s Court Jester July 11, 2012 Raid on St. Patrick’s Cathedral September 8, 2014 Atheist Pride Week Part 2 March 23, 2011 Twin Vocation June 6, 2006 Beer for Baby Jesus November 23, 2004 Diet Catholicism® August 24, 2003 Does the BVM use SMS? March 24, 2015 Faith Frames May 16, 2005 9 comments Arvin December 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm I told Cardinal Marini that this wouldn’t make an effective umbrella. Cardinal?! As much as I want him to be removed from his current position, I definitely wouldn’t want Abp. Marini to be promoted to the Sacred College! Reply Student June 6, 2006 - 5:39 pm Going back to your article about college to catholic, why is it funny its true and there are alot of angry students voicing their opinions! Reply cjmr June 6, 2006 - 8:45 pm And I thought the one our pastor uses held a lot of water, this puts Father Foley’s to shame! Reply Brian Michael Page June 7, 2006 - 9:50 am I looked quick and thought “feather duster”. BMP Reply Maureen June 7, 2006 - 5:51 pm If that’s an old-style aspergillum, I can see the resemblance in aspergillum funguses. Reply Rich June 7, 2006 - 6:32 pm Why do they use these evergreen aspergillium deals? I like the old all-metal ones that work. It also holds a lot of water. These branches don’t. I guess it’s the attempt to be more “natural”. I bet the Pope is silently saying here, “Never again.” Reply Panda Rosa June 7, 2006 - 10:33 pm PARSLEY! You always forget the Parsley! Reply CaesarMagnus June 8, 2006 - 12:44 pm I’ve never understood that “style” of aspergellum. They end up soaking one person, then nobody else gets any holy water … until the cleric dunks it again. Dunk, soak 1 person, repeat. Reply MaryC June 8, 2006 - 7:02 pm “The Vatican economy drive means we can no longer afford a window cleaner”. Reply Leave a Comment Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
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I told Cardinal Marini that this wouldn’t make an effective umbrella.
Cardinal?! As much as I want him to be removed from his current position, I definitely wouldn’t want Abp. Marini to be promoted to the Sacred College!
Going back to your article about college to catholic, why is it funny its true and there are alot of angry students voicing their opinions!
And I thought the one our pastor uses held a lot of water, this puts Father Foley’s to shame!
I looked quick and thought “feather duster”.
BMP
If that’s an old-style aspergillum, I can see the resemblance in aspergillum funguses.
Why do they use these evergreen aspergillium deals? I like the old all-metal ones that work. It also holds a lot of water. These branches don’t.
I guess it’s the attempt to be more “natural”. I bet the Pope is silently saying here, “Never again.”
PARSLEY! You always forget the Parsley!
I’ve never understood that “style” of aspergellum. They end up soaking one person, then nobody else gets any holy water … until the cleric dunks it again.
Dunk, soak 1 person, repeat.
“The Vatican economy drive means we can no longer afford a window cleaner”.