Parody DCR-100 by Jeffrey Miller June 6, 2005 written by Jeffrey Miller June 6, 2005 My latest parody piece on the "Digital Conscience Recorder" is up a Spero News. 3 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post Mall Monks next post Clash at Notre Dame Cathedral You may also like Wintermint Soldier Investigation March 3, 2004 iHALO August 20, 2013 Vicene May 18, 2004 Growing Vocations October 23, 2005 Carmelite Rides July 23, 2008 The Hamster's Choice August 12, 2004 Parody all around May 10, 2008 New activist group Antifa-la-la December 6, 2017 Moloch's return October 21, 2007 New Religious Accessories April 14, 2004 3 comments Teresa June 6, 2005 - 9:51 am Dear DCR Tech Support: Is the “>>>” the fast forward button? You see, I’m a VERY busy person and I don’t have a whole lot of time to reflect on my Conscience, but I might want to skip to parts to insert Justifications as they come to me. Also, because I am more special than the average person, I am placing my request for a “Victim Status” model. Thank you. Reply Jonathan Lee June 7, 2005 - 1:28 pm I was hoping this would turn out to be some sort of a meter, so that when you go to confession you could just run a Symantec program and come up with a comprehensive list of sins to confess and number of times committed. It would also be useful for mass, because before communion you could run a really quick Norton Symantec Mortal Sin check. Reply Lucy June 9, 2005 - 2:06 am mmmmmBless me Father…..mmmm for I have sinned…mmmmmm It has been…..mmmm two months since……mmmm my last confession ….mmm I lied 5 times mmmm to my mother….mmmm I said a dirty word 15 mmmmmm no make that 22 times…mmmmm I had dirty thoughts mmmmm I had dirty thoughts mmmmmm unable to compute. mmmmm This ends my confession mmmm Father mmmm please hit restart mmmmmthank you. Reply Leave a Comment Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.