Here is another new site in preparation for the conclave. Pope-U-Lator
Roman Catholics believe that when the 115 guys in red socks go into the secretive Conclave, they will be guided by God Himself in their election of the new Pope. Since there are 1.1 billion Catholics on the planet, there are two questions that will fascinate the world in the next few days. Who will be elected as the new Pope? and What name will the new Pope select for himself?
Fill out the short questionnaire on the Pope-U-Lator and five Papabiles are shown based on your criteria. I got Cardinal Arinze ad #1 in response to mine.
There is also the Name-U-Lator to let you choose a papal name. If you choose progressive agenda you get:
Look. Why don’t you people give up?
If you want priestesses, gay marriage, contraception, abortion, euthanasia, a 4th person in the Divine Trinity or whatever floats your boat, just join a Protestant Church.
If you want to stick with plain old Christianity, you are going to have to face the fact that the Pope is the guardian of the Deposit of Faith. He can’t just make up a new dogma when he feels like it. He can’t ordain ladies, nor can he reverse the constant Church teaching against contraception and abortion. It’s just not going to happen.
The one for a conservative papal name is also funny. All of this is in good fun and the site has the following disclaimer.
* You agree to view the contents of this site with a somewhat developed sense of humor
* You realize that the creators of this site hold the Holy Father – Pope John Paul II – in utmost reverence, believe that the papacy was instituted by Christ, and are abjectly faithful to the Magisterium.