Fistgate IV will be held again on March 15 to teach teenagers
how to play with the sexual organs of other students.
The first Fistgate was in 2000 and caused waves of protests
from parents and others. It was exposed by the Parents Rights Coalition which
taped part of the scandal so that people would finally understand what was happening,
and by MassNews which reported it.
The homosexual community has said that its agenda was badly
damaged by the scandal. It was almost unable to find a location for the event
in 2001, but Tufts University finally did let them use its facilities again.
The sponsor of the event, GLSEN, an acronym for Gay, Lesbian
and Straight Education Network, says that the purpose of Fistgate is to teach
safety and respect. But the event that was taped in 2000 went on for 55 minutes
about explicit forms of homosexual sex, including thrusting your fist into another’s
rectum, before anything was even mentioned about condoms in the last five minutes.
Fistgate is a disgusting thing, but what a great, great headline you’ve come up with to ridicule it!
All that glistens — all that GLSENs — is not gold!
There is only one thing wrong with that pun dylan. That I didn’t think of it first.