A father
has claimed a school has taken political correctness too far after his daughter
came home singing “Baa, baa, white sheep”.
Gary Stone, 41, from Peterborough, Cambridgeshire said
four-year-old Michelle said she had been taught it instead of the more
well-known “Baa, Baa, black sheep.”
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Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and
was filed with a sexual harassment suit;
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the
government lawyers and all the government sense
Had OSHA come in and put up a
fence
I know a senior citizen who swallowed a fly on the
endangered species list. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps PETA
will cry.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the
candle-stick.
-Actually I couldn’t find a way to fix this sexual
stereotypical rhyme that subverts girls since it infers that males are more
athletic.
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Baa, baa
Baa, baa, Communist,
you are such a fool.
Yes sir, yes sir,
I am such a tool.
I do I you say,
as you tell,
So I never will
end in Ljublanka.
Baa, baa, Comrade,
have you many dead?
Yes sir, yes sir,
In a pool so red.
Five for Ezhov,
Ten for Lenin,
And many thousand
In the forest of Katyn.
Baa, baa, Marxist,
Tell me any lies?
Yes sir, yes sir,
nine books full.
Five by Lenin,
Ten by Marcuse,
And many thousand
From the teachers at our school.