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"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." GKC

Pro-life

Safe is Sexy

by Jeffrey Miller November 25, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Dawn
Eden tipped me off
to a new contest by Planned Parenthood
Golden
Gate.

We’re looking for hot new t-shirt
designs ! Whether you’re a diva
fashionista, a graphic designer, or just like to doodle, we want to see
what you’ve got!

    Create a design with one of the
following themes:

    * Prevention
    * Safe is Sexy
    * Planned Parenthood is for Everyone

    * T-shirt design submission deadline is
December 31, 2007.

    Encourage your friends and family to
rate your design!

    * Designs wil be posted on www.ppgg.org
and rating will begin January 3, 2008.

    * The highest rated designer will win an
iPhone and have the opportunity to get his/her
      design produced on a
t-shirt!

Now how could I resist an offer like this.
Especially since I am always willing to help them out in my own
fashion.  Five years ago they had a poster competition in
which I submitted.

   
* Making womb and tomb synonymous
    * Depopulating the world one person at a
time.
    * Life without consequences
    * Keeping minorities minorities
    * Reach out and abort someone
    * Betcha can’t kill just one
    * Giving breath to the culture of death
    * Where is everyone?
    * Doing our best to reduce class size
    * 30 years of providing incest and
statutory rape protection
    * Support your local Abortuary
    * Keeping predatory males happy
    * Have you plunged forceps into your kid
today?

Along with some full
poster designs
.  Not only did I not win their
competition they never even sent me an email back thanking me for my
submissions. But hope springs eternal (unless it is a child entering
one of their clinics) and so here are some my my designs based on the
contest criteria.

Planned Parenthood Prevention

Safe Is Sexy

Culture of Death

November 25, 2007 29 comments
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Book Review

God and His Image

by Jeffrey Miller November 25, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

God and His ImageI
don’t remember where I had read about the book God
and His Image: An Outline of Biblical Theology
by Dominique
Barthelemy, but I am glad I added it to my Wish List and got around to
ordering it.  Fr. Dominique Barthelemy O.P. was an
internationally recognized expert on Old Testament studies and a member
of the Pontifical Biblical Commission who died in 2002.

The book is exactly as it advertises an overview of Bibical Theology
and thus salvation history. Fr. Barthelemy asks very
interesting questions throughout and then writes to answer them as to
what can be known from the scriptural evidence.  What I like
is that he doesn’t overstep what can be known just to advance some
theory.  He also has the ability to write deeply on scripture
while at the same time not becoming too technical and overwhelming the
reader.  I certainly don’t claim to be any kind of expert, but
I found at no time in the book did I get lost in the points he was
making.

I think just the chapter he wrote “The idols and His Image” to be worth
the price of the book by itself.  When he writes that when man
tries to build bridges to God he creates idols and when God builds a
bridge to man it was the Incarnation.  His insights make you
look at what you might already know and to see it fresh and more
deeply. Viewing Biblical theology in this outline view helps you to see
the big picture of salvation history that is mainly concentrated within
the Old Testament but sees its fulfillment in new Testament.

I do hope that more of his work is translated into English if this book is any indication and
since this book was published by Ignatius Press I hope they bring more
of his work to us if possible.

November 25, 2007 3 comments
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Humor

The end of the 60's is near

by Jeffrey Miller November 25, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Paul Nichols has another funny cartoon up.

November 25, 2007 3 comments
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Tech

DRM Rant

by Jeffrey Miller November 25, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

As someone who loves music and who
listens to a lot of secular music besides some Classical and Gregorian
Chant I have watched closely over the years music available over the
Internet.  My pirating days of music are long gone and the
initial arrival of Napster occurred after my initial conversion so I
have never illegally downloaded any music – though I use to have a
large collection of cassettes that I duplicated from other people while
on cruises.  I threw out all of my duplicated tapes after my
conversion and my current music collection contains music either in the
form of CD’s I have bought or music I have bough on line.  I
mention this just to say that in theory and in practice I am against
stealing music.

That being said I really hate DRM
(Digital Rights Management) in music where the main purpose seems to be
to punish the user who has bought the music or other media. For example
I have bought a good amount of music from iTunes that I can’t play at
work.  Where I work the IS department blocks iTunes so any
music I place on my work computer that has DRM can’t play.  
If I plug my iPod into my work computer and try to play songs purchased
from iTunes it won’t play if it has DRM.

Now I know I can buy the CDs myself and
then rip them and have it totally DRM free and bypass this, but I
really like both the pricing and instant availability of online music
stores.   Though I got burned by Sony when they installed a
root kit on my PC when I listened to a Our Lady Peace CD, so even some
CDs have some insidious forms of DRM.

 I ended up using the analog
hole where you rip music you bought to CD and then rip that CD back to
iTunes without and  DRM.  The problem is of course
that you loose some music fidelity in this conversion.  Though
I am old enough and lived too long on an Aircraft Carriers for my ears
to know the difference.

A lot of music I listen to is just not
available at local stores and I would prefer not to have to
buy the CDs online first.  I use to be a subscriber to emusic
back when they let you download all you want of MP3s with no DRM.
 The main problem with emusic was is that there were limited
record labels that would allow their music to be provided in non-DRM
format so this limited their catalog.  So I was pretty happy
to hear that iTunes would start to sell DRM-free music at double the
bit rate of normal iTunes purchases, though they increased the price on
these offerings.  I subsequently downloaded several albums
from what Apple calls iTunes plus and found that the music encoded at
256 kbps was significantly better and even I could tell the difference.
 After that I determined that I would no longer buy any music
with DRM or was encoded at only 128 kbps.

Luckily this pledge is going to be
easier to keep than in years past.  Both Amazon and Walmart
have entered the marketplace with DRM-free MP3s encoded at 256 kbps at
a price point around $.89 cents a song and around $8.99 an album.
 I am pretty album-centric so hardly ever buy individual songs
in the first place.  This has prompted iTunes to lower their
prices on their DRM-free music from $1.29 per song to $.99 per song.
 As a platform I prefer iTunes for ease of use.
 Bought I have now bought songs from both Walmart and Amazon.
 Walmart has a long way to go in the ease of use category, but
Amazon while not being as good as iTunes is good enough and I have
found music on Amazon/Walmart that is DRM-free while the same album on
iTunes has DRM.

When iTunes first started their iTunes
Plus they offered to allow you to re-download music you had bought in
the past that is now DRM-free.  Though of course they were
charging the difference between the price you paid and the price of the
music now which was usually under $3.00.  What annoys me now
is that after Apple reduced their individual iTunes Plus song prices to
be competitive with Amazon they didn’t decrease their price if you
bought the whole album.  I can’t think of any good reason to
do this from a competitive structure other than to prevent being
allowed to get the DRM free music you had bought previously without any
charge.  When the iPhone price dropped so dramatically within
two months of it’s release they offered a $100 dollar rebate. I just
wish they would do something similar for those who paid a premium price
before the dropped their price and that they drop the price of the
whole albums in iTunes plus to be competitive with Amazon/Walmart.
 Though maybe that is just me whining since as a company they
can set prices as they please – I just find their new pricing structure
to be inconsistent.

On the whole I would rather buy
DRM-free songs from iTunes than from other outlets because of both ease
of use and the fact that the AAC format is superior to the MP3 format.
 But when it comes to an album that has not DRM at amazon and
the same one having DRM on iTunes then Amazon will win out every time
for me.  The good news is that more and more music is being
offered DRM free and in the long run I think will only help their sales.

People who steal and then share music
will continue to do so DRM or not.  There are already hacks
out there to remove the DRM from both protected WMAs and protected
AACs.  Like with all DRM schemes it only hurts the customer
and not who they are directed at. Maybe one day they will learn this.

November 25, 2007 4 comments
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News

Buzzworthy Sisters

by Jeffrey Miller November 25, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Buzzworthy
Sisters in Habits Headed to Va. School
is the title of a
Washington Post article on the Dominican Sisters of St. Cecilia (Nashville Dominicans) starting a new school in the Diocese of Arlington.  “Buzzworthy Sisters” might not be the greatest article title, but the article itself is really quite good and quite positive.  I might have a few quibbles here and there on some things, but overall it is really quite amazing how much positive portrayals the Nashville Dominicans have been consistently getting from the mainstream press.

Thanks to the reader who sent this in.

November 25, 2007 3 comments
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Punditry

The Parable of the Pharisee and the Pharisee

by Jeffrey Miller November 25, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Last week Archbishop John C. Nienstedt
wrote a column called Four points on the church’s teaching about
homosexuality
that was a
response to his denying permission for  Carol Curoe and her
father to speak at the Church of St. Francis Cabrini in Minneapolis on
their book “Are There Closets in Heaven?; A Catholic Father and Lesbian
Daughter Share their Story.”  His column met with the normal
outcry from both secular quarters and those within the Church who
dissent from the Church’s teaching on human sexuality.

A reader sent me a text from a homily
from Father Leo Tibesar who is the priest of this parish and has
decided to use his homily to score points on this issue.

 

What would Jesus say today if he were
telling the parable in our Gospel
of Luke?
 
4 versions:

First � two people came into Church to pray, one was a Border Patrol
Agent who prayed � “I give you thanks oh God that I am not like others
� greedy, dishonest, or like those on the run in order to make a
living.”

The other was a Mexican unlawful immigrant standing off to the side who
prayed “Oh God, be merciful to me for leaving my family behind as I try
to relieve their poverty by working in this country.”

Jesus concluded � the last person went home more worthy in God’s sight
than the first.

Version 2:

Two  people came into Church to pray, one was a Roman Catholic
Cardinal in Charge of Church doctrine who prayed “I give you thanks oh
God that I am not like others   – greedy dishonest or
like those living in Africa where AIDS is killing everyone even there
we can never allow condoms to be used.”

The other was an African widow dying of AIDS who stood off to the side
and prayed “Oh God, be merciful to me for not refusing the advances of
my husband without a condom, soon I will follow him to the grave and
leave our six children orphans.

Jesus concluded � the last person went home more worthy in God’s sight
than the first.

Version 3:

Two people came into Church to pray, one was a Catholic Archbishop who
refuses communion to Rainbow Sash people at the Cathedral on Pentecost
Sunday who prayed ” I give you thanks oh God that I am not like others
� greedy, dishonest or like others who need to make their dissent from
official Church teaching so public and divisive.”

The other were Rainbow parents of GLBT people at the Cathedral on
Pentecost who stood off on the side and prayed, “Oh God be merciful to
us for failing to attend our own Churches more often; they say they
love God then turn there backs on us in hate directly contrary to
1:John,4 � whoever loves God must also love the neighbor.”

Jesus concluded the last ones went home more worthy in God’s sight than
the first.

Version 4:

Two people came into Church to pray.  One was an Evangelical
pastor whose regional services are broadcast nationally who prayed ” I
give you thanks oh God that I am not like others   –
greedy, dishonest or like others who give into same gender sex drives
which the bible calls an abomination.”

The others who came into Church to pray for a same sex couple raising
children born by way of  donor insemination who prayed: “Oh
god, be merciful to us for not finding our own medium to share with the
broader audience the biblical passage of 1 John 4:16 � God is love and
when we abide in love we abide in God and God in us.”

Jesus concluded the last ones went home more worthy in God’s sight than
the first.

In conclusion, the line from the verse of  Psalm 34 are so
powerful:

“Those who are crushed in spirit God saves.”

Using this parable as a rhetorical device
in this case is one where you can just slip into any to categories of
people to make the point that you want.  Cast anybody you
don’t like as the pharisee and then just add favorite cause and you to
can deliver a parable recipe of your choosing.   For example:

Two
people came into a Church to pray.  One was the pastor of
a  Church who said “I give you thanks oh God that I am not
like others – like those who are not inclusive to the GLBT community,
who will not deny Communion to those mocking the Church,  who
won’t conform themselves to the society around them and instead hold to
truth passed down from the Church.  Like those who would dare
to call homosexuality a sin and use scripture and tradition to defend
their positions. Like those who would call people with homosexual
attractions to a life of chastity instead of accepting and encouraging
their behaviors as I do.”

The
other who came to the Church to pray had same-sex attraction and was
struggling to remain Chaste as a member of Courage –  standing
far off, would not even lift up his eyes to heaven, but beat his
breast, saying, `God, be merciful to me a sinner!’ “.

The homily probably sounded like profound
wisdom to his parishioners but is
misguided at best and dishonest otherwise since in his examples not one
of the people he casts as the publican called themselves a sinners and
in fact they sounded more like the Pharisee justifying their actions or accusing others.

November 25, 2007 19 comments
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Other

The Birth of Christ

by Jeffrey Miller November 24, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

I just watch Raymond Arroyo interview Andrew T. Miller the composer of
the contemporary cantata, The Birth of Christ which will be aired on
PBS this season.  The clips played were really quite beautiful
with a full orchestra, choir, and talented soloists.

You can watch video clips, listen to samples, or find the TV
schedule to determine when it will play in your area here..

November 24, 2007 2 comments
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Liturgy

Cardinal Daniel DiNardo

by Jeffrey Miller November 24, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Zenit has an
interview with the
recently elevated Cardinal Daniel DiNardo
that is great
reading.

…With regard to the liturgy, I think
we can take a cue from the liturgical piety of the Church Fathers. In
the Fathers, you see an emphasis not only on the words said at Mass,
but also the importance of the gestures of the liturgy. In other words, say the black, do the red.

I had previously read great things about this patristic scholar, but
this simple statement makes me really love him.  What was the
last time you heard American Cardinal say something like “say the
black, do the red”?  Cue chirping crickets.

November 24, 2007 11 comments
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Prayer

Centering Prayer

by Jeffrey Miller November 24, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Dave Armstrong has an extensive article on centering prayer.
 I was glad to hear that Dave now has a staff job with The
Coming Home Network and as part of his new job he had to answer a
question concerning centering prayer and the orthodoxy of one of its
main promoters the late Fr. Pennington.  The questioner had
asserted that critics of centering prayer have misrepresented Fr.
Pennington’s views.  I think Dave Armstrong’s research on the
subject certainly show that while Fr. Pennington was not a flagrant
dissenter, he certainly held many questionable and unorthodox views in
both the area contemplation and other areas of Catholic dogma.

November 24, 2007 8 comments
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Humor

Liturgical Jeckyll and Hyde or Bishop Marini and Mons. Marini

by Jeffrey Miller November 24, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

B16 Blue Vestments in Mariazell

Before – with Bishop Piero Marini

B16 Vestments Cardinal Consistory

After – with Monsignor Guido Marini.

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI elevated 23 churchmen from around the world to the top ranks of the Catholic Church hierarchy Saturday, telling them they must be willing to shed their blood to spread the Christian faith.

Wearing resplendent golden robes and a 19th century gilded bishop’s hat once worn by Pope Pius IX, Benedict presided over his second consistory, bringing to 120 the ranks of cardinals who will eventually choose his successor.

November 24, 2007 17 comments
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