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"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." GKC

Humor

Change

by Jeffrey Miller October 3, 2011October 3, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

I think the fine folks at Patheos had pity on us and came up with a scheme to get Mark Shea to finally change his blog template. As a reader of his blog for the last nine-plus years not much has changed on his site visually as he started with one of limited default templates Blogger had back in the day.  Commenting systems have been about the only thing that has changed besides some minor changes and his being forced to update when a new framework for blogger came out.  Though I wish they had incorporated his militant picture of Bugs Bunny.

So thank you Patheos and congrats to Mark on the move.

Mark Shea first posted on April 24, 2002 which was exactly three months before I also started blogging. A retirement ceremony for his bloodspot theme will be held this Friday.

Though since his new site no longer has Google Friend Connect he will have to admit defeat in the follower war with Fr. Longenecker.

 

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October 3, 2011October 3, 2011 1 comment
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Humor

Nunja

by Jeffrey Miller October 3, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

First off, congrats to The Crescat for her new digs on Patheos. Now I will just steal this video from her.

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Back in 2004 I covered the story of Sister Rhonda Rice is one of 16 nuns at All Hallows Convent at Ditchingham, Norfolk who had earned a Black Belt.

I had wondered what might be the weapons that a nun would train with. Then I realized the  obvous answer.

Nun-Chucks

And with these specialized weapons you know she could beat you within an inch of your life if you didn’t measure up.

October 3, 2011 2 comments
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Punditry

Con-se-crate

by Jeffrey Miller September 26, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

Okay, maybe it is British humor. Really though the use of a Dalek to promote women Bishops in the Anglican Church? Instead of “Exterminate” they have “Con-se-crate.” Though maybe a Dalek is appropriate. It is easy to imagine the raspy electronic voice of the Dalek as to how these women talk. The Daleks had every emotion removed except hate and the tone of the Women’s ordination movement reminds me of this.

Though I don’t know what they are worried about. The Anglican Church always caves and unlike the Catholic Church it really is only a matter of time since the governing General Synod has already decided this was to be allowed. I guess their chant is “We want women bishops now and not just in the next year.”

Via Father Z

September 26, 2011 10 comments
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Prayer

Zero Degrees of Separation

by Jeffrey Miller September 26, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon is a trivia game based on the concept of the small world phenomenon and rests on the assumption that any individual can be linked through his or her film roles to actor Kevin Bacon within six steps. – WikiPedia

This weekend after having gone to a Vigil Mass we heard on Catholic radio that there was going to be a Mass celebrating St. Lorenzo Ruiz and that our new bishop, Bishop Felipe J. Estévez, would be there. So this was a good opportunity to both celebrate the first Filipino saint with the Filipino-American community and to see our new bishop.

As the bishop was celebrating Mass the theme of how Bishops are successor to the Apostles came kept coming to mind. I was thinking this was much more awesome than the degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon. I see this on a couple of levels. For most bishops there is just one degree of separation between them and the pope since many will have met the pope at least once in Ad Limina visits and other occasions. Our priests having one degree of separation with our bishops give us at least two degrees of separation with the Holy Father. Now the number of degrees of separation between our bishops and the Apostles is a much larger number, but Apostolic succession shows that these steps of separation do arrive back to the Apostles. This also of course applies also to Jesus and that ultimately Apostolic succession points back he who ordained the Apostles in the first place. St. Catherine of Siena use to call the Holy Father the “Sweet Christ on Earth”.

As cool as that is, it is much cooler that also in reality there is no degree of separation between us and Jesus. We can reach out and talk to him at anytime we want. The only degree of separation is a mental one as only we can separate ourselves from Christ. Yet even if we do this, he is still there waiting for us to knock on his door once again.

September 26, 2011 3 comments
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Distractions and receiving Holy Communion

by Jeffrey Miller September 26, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

My mind being a bit warped and prone to distractions can turn something so awesome and transcendent as receiving Holy Communion into a humorous reflection.

For example at Mass this week as I approached for Communion I noticed the Extraordinary Minister of Holy Communion was quite short. My thought was “Bonus” I can make a profound bow at the same time I receive Communion on the tongue.  If only we went back to only receiving on the tongue and also having very short priests, deacons and EMHC’s you could get everybody showing an external sign of reverence.

On another occasion of receiving Holy Communion the accident of bread got caught in my teeth.  I was tempted to have to use a toothpick, but I would have felt too much like St. Longinus.

Oh well maybe one day my thoughts will be closer to the reverence that Holy Communion deserves.

September 26, 2011 8 comments
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Geographical fracturing

by Jeffrey Miller September 21, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

The president of the Southern Baptist Convention, the second-largest church in America, announced today that come next year, they might not be the Southern Baptist Convention anymore.

President Bryant Wright said the “Southern” part of their name might need to go since it implies a regional focus, and he’s launched a task force to consider new options for the 166-year-old body, Baptist News reported.

Their findings will be shared with SBC leaders in February, and any change would have to be approved by delegates at its annual meetings.

Across the Baptist blogosphere, Southern Baptists seem to be thinking that Wright may be right, supporting his claim that without the regional modifier, Southern Baptists may have further reach across the continent.

Interesting, but it does seem to me that outside of the Catholic Church all forms of Christianity are geographical in nature.

For example the Protestant fathers all created competing forms of Christianity and adherence pretty much formed regionally or in areas where their regions projected spheres of influence. Martin Luther, John Calvin, Huldrych Zwingli, King Henry VIII all established churches which largely became national churches. After the Protestant revolt you did not see countries with roughly equal amounts of Lutherans, Calvinists, Anabaptists, Anglicans, etc; you see pretty much geographical dominance. Colonization plays a role in projecting regional Christianity, but eventually as is always the case with Protestantism geographical fracture occurs. For example no one would compare Anglicanism as practiced in England with Anglicanism as practiced in Africa. For now African Anglicanism is more like historic Anglicanism in belief. Really geographical fracture becomes so extreme that the local non-denominational denominations are tied to neighborhoods and not regions.

This is also certainly so in the Orthodox Churches in that they are pretty much tied to national versions of Orthodoxy and their spread to other countries is pretty much confounded to expatriates. Being that the Orthodox have valid Holy Orders and have retained the sacraments their geographic fracturing is largely kept in check as compared to Protestant churches.

The latter half of the first century use of the word Catholic to describe a particular and universal Church is an escape from being tied to the geographical. This is one of the reasons I dislike and don’t use the term “Roman Catholic” a term which rose from Anglican quarters. Being a Catholic of the Roman or Latin Rite is more accurate terminology and I dislike prefixes that would limit the word Catholic. Besides in the 1300s we didn’t suddenly become “Avignon Catholics.” Certainly there is much to appreciate in the historic association of the Catholic Church and the city of Rome. The reality though is that the Catholic Church is the Church established by Christ and geography does not limit its universality.

That is part of the beauty of the Catholic Church is that we can be a universal Church and at the same time have some geographical and cultural distinctions. These distinctions mainly occur with the different rites where you have different emphasis on theology and liturgical expression. These distinctions don’t resolve into totally different theology as we find in the myriad Protestant churches.

Though to be more accurate there is geographical fracturing that does occur within the members of the Church. These fractures occur whenever there is departure from the Magisterium of the Church. The Dutch Bishops and their infamous Dutch Catechism did not bring about a more universal church, but regional dissent from the Church. In the United States the heresy of Americanism was and is a departure from the universality of the Church. The Church is universal because the truth she teaches is universal and the Church’s teaching authority maintains that universality. That authority from Christ and protected from the gates of hell will keep the Church universal despite the ebb and flow of the adherence of her members. Dissent from that authority results in individualism and geographical fracturing.

Getting back to the renaming of the Southern Baptist Convention they will have a difficult time coming up with a name devoid of both geographical associations and having a form of Baptist specificity. Maybe they can do what Prince did and change their name to a symbol. The ecclesial community formerly known as the Souther Baptist Convention. Joking aside I really should be joining Jesus in his high priestly prayer to the Father.

“I do not pray for these only, but also for those who believe in me through their word, that they may all be one; even as thou, Father, art in me, and I in thee, that they also may be in us, so that the world may believe that thou hast sent me. they may be one even as we are one, I in them and thou in me, that they may become perfectly one, so that the world may know that thou hast sent me and hast loved them even as thou hast loved me. Father, I desire that they also, whom thou hast given me, may be with me where I am, to behold my glory which thou hast given me in thy love for me before the foundation of the world. O righteous Father, the world has not known thee, but I have known thee; and these know that thou hast sent me. I made known to them thy name, and I will make it known, that the love with which thou hast loved me may be in them, and I in them.” John 17:20-26

September 21, 2011 2 comments
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6th annual Cannonball Catholic Blog anti-Awards

by Jeffrey Miller September 19, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

Yes it is voting time 6th annual Cannonball Catholic Blog anti-Awards.

So please make me an anti-awardee since I am listed under the category Best Potpouri of Popery

Obey the Hypnotoad and make an anti-vote for me.

September 19, 2011 5 comments
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Inaugural Saint Paul University Pride Centre Event

by Jeffrey Miller September 19, 2011September 19, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

The Inaugural Saint Paul University Pride Centre Event: Queer and Christian, A Conversation with Jan Braun.

A group of students at St. Paul and SPUSA are collaborating to create the Saint Paul University Pride Centre a welcoming place for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Two Spirit, Queer, Questing and Asexual students and staff at Saint Paul University and their allies.

I bet welcoming to everybody but orthodox Catholics.  It is also hard to keep up with all the politically correct terms they throw in. First it was LQBT and each week they seem to throw in another letter of the alphabet.  Plus do the asexual students bud?

We are excited to launch our centre with a conversation with Jan Braun who has walked the balance between her faith and her sexuality as a Queen Mennonite. She is coming to share parts of her book Somewhere Else, and her experiences with us.

Anytime you see the word balance used with faith it means that the faith is actually in what ever it is being balanced with. Somebody with some level of same-sex attraction can live the faith just as anybody else can by answering the same call to holiness without a balancing act. Now did they mean “Queen Mennonite” or “Queer Mennonite”? Or is it a difference without a distinction?

Jan Braun wrote a novel called “Somewhere Else”

Jess is sixteen and aware that she is in an impossible position—being the homosexual daughter of the president of the Mennonite college. She hits the road in search of a language and the freedom to speak it. On the train to Winnipeg she is found by Freya, the Icelandic princess of her dreams. Halfsteinn, fisherman and expert in the fine art of hand-rolling cigarettes, enters Jess’ life, helping her escape emotional captivity. Jess embraces pothead, videogame—playing housemates in the world away from her Mennonite being. Then, she meets Shea. Jess can barely utter the name—afraid of the word, the woman, the possibility, and her own past.

Please tell me the novel is a comedy because the description is really cracking me up.

Aren’t you glad to know that Saint Paul University is one of the only two pontifical universities in North America?

Let’s play “Guess the University Mission”

A. We embrace the teachings of Sacred Scripture, Sacred Tradition, and the Magisterium with a spirit of Christian humanism that relates all learning to Jesus Christ. At …, you’ll grow in mind, body, and spirit through the integration of faith and reason.

B. As a Catholic institution, … is dedicated primarily to an understanding and integration of Christian faith and life. It intends to pursue this task in a spirit of ecumenical openness and with a critical awareness of the forms of Christian life already existing or now emerging within modern cultures and societies.

I know this is a hard one – but jus try to guess which Mission statement is for the University of St Paul located in Ottawa, Ca. Well they do both have the word “integration” in them.

September 19, 2011September 19, 2011 6 comments
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In-sight and The Soul Reader

by Jeffrey Miller September 18, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

Recently I was given the opportunity to read the new book by Gerard D. Webster for the Catholic Writers Guild. This is a good opportunity since I was remiss in not reviewing his first book.

The author happens to live in Jacksonville, Fl where I live and much of the story in his first two novels take place there. As someone who gets offers to review books from Catholic writers this can be both the same blessing and a curse that anybody who receives books for review has. An author is nice enough to send his book to you and the trepidation is usually what if it is really bad? Plus you have to watch out for your own biases. Though sometimes this watchfulness can be a bias in itself. I think that is the case when I read his first book In-Sight. I quite enjoyed the story and its Catholic emphasis, but I know I am not a very good judge of writing quality. I found though that even after reading the book almost two years ago – it stayed with me and I could recall pretty much all the details of the story. Something that is not usually the case with me.

In-sight was a story of a young liberal columnist and his world view and the clash between his Catholic parents. When at home with them while he loved them their Catholicism left him uncomfortable especially with his diametrically opposed views. His newspaper column is giving him rising popularity such that he is able to hob not in political circles. This leads to him seeing something he should not have seen and a circumstance that leaves him in a hospital badly hurt.

One of the main plots points is what if somebody received one of the charism of a saint such as the charism St. Padre Pio and St. John Vianney had in reading souls? Similar to the Portrait of Dorian Gray, but where you can see the state of the soul of others along with your own soul. An interesting premise and one that sets the journalist on a road of conversion and increased conflict as what he discovered skyrockets. His growing renewed relationship with his parents takes an interesting turn when his father reveals something to him along with the relationship he has with a local anchorwoman. A suspense thriller as the people behind what he discovers escalates their response.

In the second book The Soul Reader it picks up again with the now ex-columnist Ward McNulty as he begins an investigation with his ex-girlfriend into the conspiracy they had discovered to further uncover the primary people involved. The suspense again rises as a contract is put on their lives. Many interesting plot points involving assassins, a living saint, and other elements make it a good followup novel. The Catholic elements add to what would have been a good suspense novel regardless.

September 18, 2011 1 comment
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Punditry

MESSiah

by Jeffrey Miller September 17, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

At a rally on the campus of North Carolina State in Raleigh, N.C. Wednesday where President Obama went to drum up support for his jobs bill, this happened.

AUDIENCE MEMBER: I love you, Barack!

THE PRESIDENT: I love you back. (Applause.) But first — but if you love me — if you love me, you got to help me pass this bill. (Applause.) If you love me, you got to help me pass this bill.

Here’s John 21:15, the New International Version, describing a scene between Jesus and his disciples:

When they had finished eating, Jesus said to Simon Peter,”Simon son of John, do you love me more than these?”

“Yes, Lord,” he said, “you know that I love you.”

Jesus said, “Feed my lambs.” [Source]

Hmm, not sure if NPR is mocking Obama’s MESSiah-like status or just noting the comparison. Though this is not the verse I would have chosen to make a comparison with – but hey with NPR it is amazing they would have any verse in mind. Much more fitting I think is:

“If you love me, keep my commandments” (John 14:15)

Surely this idea is more what the President has in mind. Though I think the cruelest thing that could be done to the President was to pass his jobs bill, not to mention the American people. It won’t be passed and the President can then blame the Congress for the worsening economy. The effects of passing the “More of the same – American Jobs Bill” would not give him this out. Though like most politicians he is quite apt at blaming someone else as usual.

I find the whole idea of this type of appeal to love for political reasons rather odd. For one the response for love is not always to acquiesce to what somebody wants. If an alcoholic tells you “If you love me, bye me a bottle”, giving him a bottle is not love. To love is to will the good for the other and there a prudential considerations to be dealt with when considering this. The only demands love can make is for love. To use it as a coercive demand is not love.

The prudential merits of the Presidents economic plans has nothing to do with supporting his plan. I would consider the President to be an enemy for his culture of death policies, yet I can still love him and will the good for him without supporting his plans.

September 17, 2011 5 comments
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