Humor The Ascension Explained by Jeffrey Miller June 2, 2011 written by Jeffrey Miller June 2, 2011 6 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post I’m shocked, shocked that pro-abortion lobbing was going on there next post My new bishop You may also like Junky Monkey June 10, 2011 Mass DWI September 5, 2006 Breaking News February 4, 2004 A smaller Church May 31, 2005 Bam! December 10, 2006 Today's lesson in moral theology January 22, 2009 Impeach Bush February 19, 2006 Bible Code October 9, 2003 Don’t I Know It June 24, 2021 Spiritual Dryness January 21, 2007 6 comments Mark W. June 2, 2011 - 7:32 pm If I saw that coming down the road, I’d think it was the rapture, i.e. “?..will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.” (1 Thessalonians 4:17) Reply Mr Flapatap June 3, 2011 - 5:52 am How do you clean spilled coffee from a keyboard? Reply Ron Rolling June 3, 2011 - 12:40 pm Mr. Flaptap–You replace the keyboard. Reply Denita June 3, 2011 - 6:52 pm I don’t know what to say… Reply A Random Friar June 5, 2011 - 9:52 am I don’t know, Lord… I was hoping for something a little more… glorious? Reply mzrsha June 13, 2011 - 10:51 am This looks less like the ascension and more like “beam me up, HS.” Reply Leave a Reply to mzrsha Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
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If I saw that coming down the road, I’d think it was the rapture, i.e. “?..will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.” (1 Thessalonians 4:17)
How do you clean spilled coffee from a keyboard?
Mr. Flaptap–You replace the keyboard.
I don’t know what to say…
I don’t know, Lord… I was hoping for something a little more… glorious?
This looks less like the ascension and more like “beam me up, HS.”