Humor The Ascension Explained by Jeffrey Miller June 2, 2011 written by Jeffrey Miller June 2, 2011 6 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post I’m shocked, shocked that pro-abortion lobbing was going on there next post My new bishop You may also like Gospel of Judas April 5, 2006 Pontifical Council for Transportation June 20, 2007 Converting Envy October 5, 2011 Day One – Alleluia/Gloria Deprivation February 25, 2004 Contraceptive Perfumes November 16, 2004 Pirouetting Jesuit July 22, 2006 Seminary Formationator May 10, 2007 Better view? November 4, 2005 PocketChapel April 17, 2004 Seminarians in the Third Millennium October 4, 2007 6 comments Mark W. June 2, 2011 - 7:32 pm If I saw that coming down the road, I’d think it was the rapture, i.e. “?..will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.” (1 Thessalonians 4:17) Reply Mr Flapatap June 3, 2011 - 5:52 am How do you clean spilled coffee from a keyboard? Reply Ron Rolling June 3, 2011 - 12:40 pm Mr. Flaptap–You replace the keyboard. Reply Denita June 3, 2011 - 6:52 pm I don’t know what to say… Reply A Random Friar June 5, 2011 - 9:52 am I don’t know, Lord… I was hoping for something a little more… glorious? Reply mzrsha June 13, 2011 - 10:51 am This looks less like the ascension and more like “beam me up, HS.” Reply Leave a Comment Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
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If I saw that coming down the road, I’d think it was the rapture, i.e. “?..will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.” (1 Thessalonians 4:17)
How do you clean spilled coffee from a keyboard?
Mr. Flaptap–You replace the keyboard.
I don’t know what to say…
I don’t know, Lord… I was hoping for something a little more… glorious?
This looks less like the ascension and more like “beam me up, HS.”