Humor The Ascension Explained by Jeffrey Miller June 2, 2011 written by Jeffrey Miller June 2, 2011 6 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post I’m shocked, shocked that pro-abortion lobbing was going on there next post My new bishop You may also like Music for Holy Thursday April 5, 2007 Bad news for bloggers September 13, 2004 The Blessed Mother Pedal May 12, 2021 Seasons Greetings December 1, 2003 The Three "wise guys" January 8, 2006 More on the Ave Maria University February 14, 2003 Lost in Translation June 24, 2004 The Area Code of the Beast December 29, 2007 Ranger Rosary August 10, 2004 Papal Cyber Squatting March 13, 2013 6 comments Mark W. June 2, 2011 - 7:32 pm If I saw that coming down the road, I’d think it was the rapture, i.e. “?..will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.” (1 Thessalonians 4:17) Reply Mr Flapatap June 3, 2011 - 5:52 am How do you clean spilled coffee from a keyboard? Reply Ron Rolling June 3, 2011 - 12:40 pm Mr. Flaptap–You replace the keyboard. Reply Denita June 3, 2011 - 6:52 pm I don’t know what to say… Reply A Random Friar June 5, 2011 - 9:52 am I don’t know, Lord… I was hoping for something a little more… glorious? Reply mzrsha June 13, 2011 - 10:51 am This looks less like the ascension and more like “beam me up, HS.” Reply Leave a Comment Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.