On the Laura Ingraham show today she had a segment with the wonderful Mark Steyn. At one point they were discussing Laura’s comment about the Sheryl Crow one piece of toilet paper for climate change where Laura had said "Liberals need to stay out of our bathrooms" and Mark Steyn said "All we are saying is give one piece a chance."
Now to be fair Sheryl Crow on her blog she now says "And by the way guys, the toilet paper thing…it was a JOKE!!" So I guess she is now opting for the failed joke category as John Kerry did. But at the same appearance she also talked about her dining sleeve.
I also like the idea of not using paper napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and represent the height of wastefulness. I have designed a clothing line that has what’s called a "dining sleeve." The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve," after usage. The design will offer the "diner" the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold.
Now what exactly is virgin wood? Would that be a "Cherry tree?" "When a bird or bee approaches some virgin wood with a bit of pollen does it say "Not tonight I have a headache." Do they fend off Beech bums? Or are they virgin trees because they are not very Poplar and need to Spruce up first. The next thing is I wonder if she has ever heard of the obscure invention called the handkerchief. If you are going to actually invent a clothing line with a Kramer like invention called the "dining sleeve" please don’t try to tell us the the TP thing was a joke.