Humor Aspergillum by Jeffrey Miller June 6, 2006 written by Jeffrey Miller June 6, 2006 REUTERS/Alessandro Bianchi (VATICAN) "I told Cardinal Marini that this wouldn’t make an effective umbrella." 9 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post Navel Forces next post Chill You may also like Duplex Catholicism October 16, 2013 Theologically Correct Timepieces April 23, 2003 Creche Conspiracy December 19, 2003 Get your disordered sashes February 8, 2005 I like smells and bells, but this is... December 31, 2006 In the Bag September 17, 2003 The True Meaning of Advent December 1, 2007 Geek Number of the Beast July 9, 2003 Tract or Treat October 26, 2003 Bill Donohue is having too much fun December 18, 2008 9 comments Arvin December 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm I told Cardinal Marini that this wouldn’t make an effective umbrella. Cardinal?! As much as I want him to be removed from his current position, I definitely wouldn’t want Abp. Marini to be promoted to the Sacred College! Reply Student June 6, 2006 - 5:39 pm Going back to your article about college to catholic, why is it funny its true and there are alot of angry students voicing their opinions! Reply cjmr June 6, 2006 - 8:45 pm And I thought the one our pastor uses held a lot of water, this puts Father Foley’s to shame! Reply Brian Michael Page June 7, 2006 - 9:50 am I looked quick and thought “feather duster”. BMP Reply Maureen June 7, 2006 - 5:51 pm If that’s an old-style aspergillum, I can see the resemblance in aspergillum funguses. Reply Rich June 7, 2006 - 6:32 pm Why do they use these evergreen aspergillium deals? I like the old all-metal ones that work. It also holds a lot of water. These branches don’t. I guess it’s the attempt to be more “natural”. I bet the Pope is silently saying here, “Never again.” Reply Panda Rosa June 7, 2006 - 10:33 pm PARSLEY! You always forget the Parsley! Reply CaesarMagnus June 8, 2006 - 12:44 pm I’ve never understood that “style” of aspergellum. They end up soaking one person, then nobody else gets any holy water … until the cleric dunks it again. Dunk, soak 1 person, repeat. Reply MaryC June 8, 2006 - 7:02 pm “The Vatican economy drive means we can no longer afford a window cleaner”. Reply Leave a Comment Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.